After the astronomical success of Cyberpunk: Edgerunners, because who doesn’t love a good anime about edgy teens with cybernetic enhancements 🤖, No Loading Games has decided to suck the last bits of productivity out of your life with a brand new tabletop game 🎲. Cyberpunk: Edgerunners – Hunted is a fast-paced cooperative board game designed for up to four people to play concurrently, because what’s more fun than arguing with your friends over who gets to play as Maine 🤷♂️?
Players will be able to take on the roles of their favorite characters from the show, like David and Lucy, to take on and complete missions on the streets of Night City 🌆. Each session should run for about 25 minutes, which is just enough time to convince yourself that you can squeeze in “just one more game” before bed 😴. But don’t worry, with the modular map design, no two runs will be the same, so you can play it over and over and over again… and again… and again 🔄.
The best part? The map itself is designed by the artist Laure De Chateaubourg, so you know it’s going to be a work of art 🎨. And, of course, the game comes with multiple objectives to complete, because what’s a Cyberpunk game without a healthy dose of anxiety and stress 💀? If you don’t complete them, you’ll risk an escalation of existing threats, which is just a fancy way of saying “you’ll get to experience the thrill of watching your characters die in a variety of creative ways” 💣.
According to the CEO and Founder of No Loading Games, Arnaud Perez, “Cyberpunk: Edgerunners is a bold, emotional story set in one of the most iconic worlds in modern gaming 🌐. From the start, we knew this universe deserved a tabletop adaptation that captured both its intensity and its heart ❤️.” Yeah, because what’s more intense than rolling dice and moving pieces on a board? 🤣
No Loading Games has also assured us that the game is “easy to learn but hard to master,” which is code for “you’ll be playing this game for hours on end, neglecting your responsibilities and relationships, until you finally figure out the optimal strategy 📊.” But don’t worry, they’ve included three tutorial scenarios to help you get started, because they care about your sanity (or what’s left of it 🤯).
The game will be available for purchase in September 2026, but pre-orders start on April 2nd, because who doesn’t love a good countdown timer ⏰? You can check out the No Loading Games website for more information, but let’s be real, you’re probably going to end up buying the game anyway, because Cyberpunk 🤑.
So, Edgerunner fans and Cyberpunk fans in general, rejoice! You can now spend even more hours of your life immersed in the world of Night City, and neglect your friends and family in the process 🎉. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you 🚨. 🎲👀
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