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Tag: Czech

Cryptopsy at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)
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Cryptopsy at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Technical death metal from Canada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Gutalax at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)
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Gutalax at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Goregrind from Czech Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Crucivore at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)
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Crucivore at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from Portugal Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Nahum at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)
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Nahum at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Death/Thrash Metal from Czechia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Unhallowed Deliverance at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)
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Unhallowed Deliverance at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Brutal Death Metal/Deathcore from Germany Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Do or Die at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)
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Do or Die at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Thrash/Groove Metal/Hardcore from Belgium Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

EIFF 2026 Review: Because Who Needs a Plot When You Can Just Watch a Stationary Arrow for 2 Hours Straight
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EIFF 2026 Review: Because Who Needs a Plot When You Can Just Watch a Stationary Arrow for 2 Hours Straight

FinnAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

The 79th Edinburgh International Film Festival has kicked off, and I’m thrilled to report that it’s been a wild ride…

Death Angel to somehow still exist in 2026 and tour Europe because you clearly needed this
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Death Angel to somehow still exist in 2026 and tour Europe because you clearly needed this

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

Oh great, because what the world really needed was another tour announcement from a band that’s been around longer than…

OMG You Won’t Believe Who’s Banging Away on Drums for ACCEPT Now It’s None Other Than Ex-MEGADETH Superstar SHAWN DROVER Who Clearly Ran Out of Other Bands to Play For
Get ready for some face-melting, ear-shattering, and jaw-dropping news, metalheads! 🤯🎸🔥
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OMG You Won’t Believe Who’s Banging Away on Drums for ACCEPT Now It’s None Other Than Ex-MEGADETH Superstar SHAWN DROVER Who Clearly Ran Out of Other Bands to Play For

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

The one and only Shawn Drover, former drummer of MEGADETH, has joined forces with the legendary ACCEPT as a “special…

Headbanging Their Way to Eurovision Glory: LAVINA Rocks Serbia’s Spot in 2026 Eurotrash Extravaganza
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Headbanging Their Way to Eurovision Glory: LAVINA Rocks Serbia’s Spot in 2026 Eurotrash Extravaganza

Chord F. DiscordMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

Oh look, another “modern” metal band from the Balkans, because apparently Europe hasn’t had enough of those. But hey, at…

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