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Tag: Dave Mustaine

Jeff Young trashes Megadeth reunion dreams
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Jeff Young trashes Megadeth reunion dreams

Chord F. DiscordJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked… not. Former Megadeth guitarist Jeff Young was…

Megadeth Cancels Lisbon Show And Suddenly Plastic Cups Become Relevant Again
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Megadeth Cancels Lisbon Show And Suddenly Plastic Cups Become Relevant Again

Chord F. DiscordJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Oh no, the world is ending: MEGADETH’s EvilLive festival appearance was cancelled due to “technical issues” and I’m still trying…

DAVE MUSTAINE: JAMES HETFIELD And I Were Basically The Dynamic Duo Of Metal Except When We Weren’t And I Got Kicked Out
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DAVE MUSTAINE: JAMES HETFIELD And I Were Basically The Dynamic Duo Of Metal Except When We Weren’t And I Got Kicked Out

Chord F. DiscordMay 7, 2026May 7, 2026

Breaking news: Dave Mustaine is retiring from music due to a condition that’s making it hard for him to play…

MEGADETH Totally Didn’t Steal That Song Title From Metallica and Here’s Their Super Original Performance of Ride The Lightning in Bogota
Breaking News: MEGADETH Plays "Ride The Lightning" Live, Internet Loses Its Mind 🤯
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MEGADETH Totally Didn’t Steal That Song Title From Metallica and Here’s Their Super Original Performance of Ride The Lightning in Bogota

Chord F. DiscordApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, MEGADETH played their version of “Ride The Lightning” live at the Movistar Arena in…

Former MEGADETH Rock God CHRIS POLAND To Drop Truth Bombs All Over DAVE MUSTAINE’s Ego In New Book Because Someone’s Got To Call Out All The Crap He’s Been Spewing
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Former MEGADETH Rock God CHRIS POLAND To Drop Truth Bombs All Over DAVE MUSTAINE’s Ego In New Book Because Someone’s Got To Call Out All The Crap He’s Been Spewing

Chord F. DiscordApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, former MEGADETH guitarist Chris Poland has spoken out about the infamous song “Liar” from…

MEGADETH’s JAMES LOMENZO Raises Eyebrows Over DAVE MUSTAINE’s Lightning Bolt of an Idea
Holy shit, MEGADETH just threw the biggest mic drop in metal history
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MEGADETH’s JAMES LOMENZO Raises Eyebrows Over DAVE MUSTAINE’s Lightning Bolt of an Idea

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 21, 2026February 21, 2026

Well, well, well… look who decided to go out with a bang instead of a whimper. MEGADETH</s final album is…

DAVID ELLEFSON COMPLAINS NEW MEGADETH ALBUM SOUNDS LIKE MEGADETH’S WORST NIGHTMARE: HIMSELF
Oh Look, Dave's Still Mad and Ellefson's Still Talking!
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DAVID ELLEFSON COMPLAINS NEW MEGADETH ALBUM SOUNDS LIKE MEGADETH’S WORST NIGHTMARE: HIMSELF

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

So David Ellefson, the guy who got *very* publicly ghosted from Megadeth, is still out here yapping on his podcast…

TEEMU MÄNTYSAARI Thrilled To Discover His Name Fits In A Booklet Without Spelling Errors
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TEEMU MÄNTYSAARI Thrilled To Discover His Name Fits In A Booklet Without Spelling Errors

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 25, 2026January 25, 2026

In a revelation that has absolutely shocked the metal community to its very core (seriously, you could hear a pin…

City Of La Vergne Officially Dedicates A Day To Megadeth Because Everyone Knows Rust In Peace Is The Only True Form Of Government
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City Of La Vergne Officially Dedicates A Day To Megadeth Because Everyone Knows Rust In Peace Is The Only True Form Of Government

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

🚨BREAKING: The City of La Vergne, Tennessee has officially declared January 17, 2026, as “Megadeth Day,” because nothing screams “thrash…

MEGADETH Drops ‘Puppet Parade’ and Proves They Still Have Strings Attached to the 80s
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MEGADETH Drops ‘Puppet Parade’ and Proves They Still Have Strings Attached to the 80s

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE THRASH GODS! 🚨 Dave Mustaine Has Officially Announced MEGADETH’s Final Album, and Yes, It Includes…

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