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Tag: Death Metal

Revocation in Raleigh, NC (11/15/2025
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Revocation in Raleigh, NC (11/15/2025

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

American technical death metal band from Boston, Massachusetts Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Inferi in Raleigh, NC (11/15/2025
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Inferi in Raleigh, NC (11/15/2025

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

Technical/Melodic Death Metal from Nashville, Tennessee Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Vomit Forth in Raleigh, NC (11/15/2025
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Vomit Forth in Raleigh, NC (11/15/2025

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

American death metal from Connecticut Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Rivers Of Nihil in Greensboro, NC (11/15/2025)
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Rivers Of Nihil in Greensboro, NC (11/15/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

American technical death metal from Reading, Pennsylvania Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Psycroptic in Greensboro, NC (11/15/2025)
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Psycroptic in Greensboro, NC (11/15/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

Australian technical death metal from Hobart, Tasmania Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Mafia in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)
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Mafia in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 12, 2025

Death metal from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Centinex late evening talk with Martin Schulman: The Lemmy of Swedish Death Metal!
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Centinex late evening talk with Martin Schulman: The Lemmy of Swedish Death Metal!

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 11, 2025

Swedish death metal veteran Martin Schulman — the founding bassist and driving force behind Centinex and Demonical — joins MetalGigs.us…

Ulcerate in Raleigh, NC (11/08/2025)
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Ulcerate in Raleigh, NC (11/08/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Avant-garde/Technical Death Metal from New Zealand (Ulcerate's gig was cancelled due to the club's poor condition – at one point,…

OMG! Miss Chile Ditches World Peace for Death Metal Screams, Judges’ Ears Bleed
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OMG! Miss Chile Ditches World Peace for Death Metal Screams, Judges’ Ears Bleed

Chord F. DiscordNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Ignacia Fernández, a 27-year-old *model* (we use that term loosely) who also fronts the earth-shatteringly obscure Chilean “progressive” death metal…

Cannibal Corpse in Charlotte, NC (10/22/2025)
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Cannibal Corpse in Charlotte, NC (10/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 23, 2025

Death Metal from Buffalo, New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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