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Tag: Death Metal

Sigh Transforms into Melodic Folk Metal on Unputenpu
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Sigh Transforms into Melodic Folk Metal on Unputenpu

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Sigh’s debut single from their newest album, Goh-Ka, is a melodic folk metal track that is a pleasant shock to…

Underground Metal Bands Unleash New Music
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Underground Metal Bands Unleash New Music

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Death metal has always felt like a magical portal to me. So much of this is the chimerical nature of…

Galvanist at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)
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Galvanist at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 30, 2026

Experimental Doom/Death Metal from Bozeman, Montana Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Phobophilic at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)
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Phobophilic at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 30, 2026

Death Metal from Fargo, North Dakota Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Full of Hell at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)
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Full of Hell at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 29, 2026

Powerviolence/Grindcore/Death Metal from Ocean City, Maryland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Hatebreed Unleashes Death Metal Banger Kill Count Increase
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Hatebreed Unleashes Death Metal Banger Kill Count Increase

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026

This week’s Heavy Song of the Week is a feature on Heavy Consequence breaking down the top metal, punk, and…

Amon Amarth Drop New Single And Album Details
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Amon Amarth Drop New Single And Album Details

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2026

Amon Amarth have announced the new album The Allfather Awakens, set for release on October 2nd via Metal Blade Records.…

Misery Index still exists apparently someone cared enough for new song Feral Future
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Misery Index still exists apparently someone cared enough for new song Feral Future

Chord F. DiscordJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Oh boy, you guys, the wait is finally over! MISERY INDEX has released a new single, “Feral Future”, and I’m…

Beauty Queen Trades Crowns For Corpse Paint Because Thats What The World Really Needed
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Beauty Queen Trades Crowns For Corpse Paint Because Thats What The World Really Needed

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked (not really) that a beauty queen, Ignacia…

Six Feet Under in Orlando, FL (07/19/2026)
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Six Feet Under in Orlando, FL (07/19/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 20, 2026

American death metal band from Tampa, Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

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