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Tag: Death Metal

Crypta in Charlotte, NC (10/121/2026)
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Crypta in Charlotte, NC (10/121/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 22, 2026

Brazilian all-female death metal from São Paulo Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Insomnium Unveils Haunting New Track The Hour Grows Late
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Insomnium Unveils Haunting New Track The Hour Grows Late

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026

I typically struggle with melodic death metal. It feels often to attempt to split the difference between too many elements…

Among The Seeds Of Death because your existential dread was missing a soundtrack
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Among The Seeds Of Death because your existential dread was missing a soundtrack

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some old-school death metal? 🤯 I mean, I’m not, but apparently, millions of…

Bolt Thrower Guys Decide to Stop Playing Music After One Last Cash Grab with Memoriam’s Endgame
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Bolt Thrower Guys Decide to Stop Playing Music After One Last Cash Grab with Memoriam’s Endgame

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Oh no, the world is ending: MEMORIAM is releasing their final album, “Endgame”, and I’m not sure if I’ll survive…

Crypta in Houston, Texas (10/12/2026)
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Crypta in Houston, Texas (10/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2026

Brazilian death metal from São Paulo Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Septicflesh in Houston, Texas (10/12/2026)
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Septicflesh in Houston, Texas (10/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2026

Greek death metal from Athens Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Black Dahlia Murder in Houston, Texas (10/12/2026)
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Black Dahlia Murder in Houston, Texas (10/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2026

Melodic death metal from Waterford, Michigan Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

SLAYER sells overpriced goo filled vinyl to desperate 40 year olds
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SLAYER sells overpriced goo filled vinyl to desperate 40 year olds

Chord F. DiscordOctober 7, 2026October 7, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🤩 I mean, it’s not like we’ve been waiting…

TED LUNDSTRÖM Hates Money And Success Apparently
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TED LUNDSTRÖM Hates Money And Success Apparently

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

OH MY GOD, AMON AMARTH’S TED LUNDSTRÖM JUST SAID THE MOST PROFOUND THING EVER AND I’M SHAKING RIGHT NOW 🤯!…

Metal Mining Unveils Acausal Intrusion and More New Music Discoveries
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Metal Mining Unveils Acausal Intrusion and More New Music Discoveries

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026

The world of extreme metal is a complex and multifaceted one, driven by a desire to conjure up the blood-soaked…

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