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Spice Girls relaunch one last time with obligatory boxset extravaganza
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Spice Girls relaunch one last time with obligatory boxset extravaganza

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

To celebrate the 30th anniversary of their debut album Spice, The Spice Girls are releasing The Singles Collection – the…

Top Gun Tie-In Fuels Ace Combat 8’s Shiny New Live-Action Cash Grab
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Top Gun Tie-In Fuels Ace Combat 8’s Shiny New Live-Action Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another live-action video game adaptation, Bandai Namco has announced a new prequel series…

Duran Duran gets stamps because their farewell tour isn’t lasting forever apparently
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Duran Duran gets stamps because their farewell tour isn’t lasting forever apparently

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Well, well, well, it seems like another day, another chance for a band to revisit their glory days and cash…

Siouxsie and crew rehash Downside Up because you clearly needed it again
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Siouxsie and crew rehash Downside Up because you clearly needed it again

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Somewhere, a record label executive felt a disturbance in the royalties, and lo, a new deluxe edition has emerged. Siouxsie…

Pet Shop Boys back for another farewell not really
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Pet Shop Boys back for another farewell not really

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

Pet Shop Boys have announced A Man From The Future – a new eight-track album created in collaboration with Alan…

Simple Minds still not simple enough to quit touring
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Simple Minds still not simple enough to quit touring

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Well, well, well, it looks like Simple Minds are at it again, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. They’ve…

Another farewell to Donna Summer’s catalog, again, somehow, still
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Another farewell to Donna Summer’s catalog, again, somehow, still

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

The music industry’s perpetual motion machine has churned out yet another deluxe edition, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion.…

BABYMETAL saves world from actual zombies with new Marvel cover
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BABYMETAL saves world from actual zombies with new Marvel cover

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤯 I mean, who wouldn’t want…

ACE Combat 8 soars with bloated online multiplayer modes guaranteed to drain wallets
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ACE Combat 8 soars with bloated online multiplayer modes guaranteed to drain wallets

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

With the impending release of ACE COMBAT 8: WINGS OF THEVE, Bandai Namco is pulling out all the stops to…

Paul Heaton somehow still touring and people are still buying it apparently
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Paul Heaton somehow still touring and people are still buying it apparently

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Paul Heaton is back with a vengeance, scoring his first-ever solo No.1 album…

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