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Tag: Deluxe Edition

Andy Bell’s debut solo album gets 21st rehash because you clearly needed it
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Andy Bell’s debut solo album gets 21st rehash because you clearly needed it

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Andy Bell, the iconic frontman of Erasure, has decided to revisit his 2005…

Blondie rides again because farewell tours are so last season
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Blondie rides again because farewell tours are so last season

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 17, 2026

It’s high noon, and Blondie is back with a new album, because apparently, retirement is just a distant memory in…

Because ABBA’s farewell tour apparently wasn’t really farewell
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Because ABBA’s farewell tour apparently wasn’t really farewell

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh joy, another anniversary, another excuse for the music industry to dust off the old cash cow and give it…

BUSH still exists and is rehashing old albums
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BUSH still exists and is rehashing old albums

Chord F. DiscordOctober 7, 2026October 7, 2026

Oh no, it’s happening again! 🙄 BUSH is re-releasing their sophomore album “Razorblade Suitcase” in a deluxe edition, because apparently,…

Win Madness encore farewell tour edition now on disc because you clearly need it
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Win Madness encore farewell tour edition now on disc because you clearly need it

Chord F. DiscordOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

Because, apparently, the world was missing a deluxe edition of a 40-year-old film about Madness, the British Film Institute has…

Win Cabaret Voltaire’s swan song deluxe edition, because one farewell isn’t enough
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Win Cabaret Voltaire’s swan song deluxe edition, because one farewell isn’t enough

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Well, well, well, look what we have here – another reissue, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. Cabaret Voltaire’s…

Bananarama’s umpteenth farewell tour shenanigans commence with hits galore
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Bananarama’s umpteenth farewell tour shenanigans commence with hits galore

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the most successful British female band of the 80s, Bananarama, have announced details…

Another Greatest Hits from The Clash because you didnt buy it the first time
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Another Greatest Hits from The Clash because you didnt buy it the first time

Chord F. DiscordOctober 4, 2026October 4, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, and the music industry’s motto is “never say die” (or at least not…

Kylie revives Fever again because nostalgia pays bills
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Kylie revives Fever again because nostalgia pays bills

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Twenty-five years to the day since it was first released, Kylie Minogue announces Fever (XXV Edition), a new edition of…

Talking Heads rehash Fear Of Music again because you clearly didnt buy it enough
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Talking Heads rehash Fear Of Music again because you clearly didnt buy it enough

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Talking Heads is back with an extensive reissue of their 1979 album Fear…

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