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liberal wimps predict endless war with Iran big shock
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

liberal wimps predict endless war with Iran big shock

Big ElephantApril 3, 2026April 3, 2026

The utter ridiculousness of the so-called “opposition” to our great President Donald Trump is on full display, folks. As of…

Liberal nonsense seeks sad tales of fake victimhood
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Liberal nonsense seeks sad tales of fake victimhood

Big ElephantApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our illustrious…

Elon Musk tries to save failing company with desperate IPO trickery
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Elon Musk tries to save failing company with desperate IPO trickery

Big ElephantApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to watch the fake news media and their leftist allies try to spin the latest news about…

Liberal judge coddles Luigi, delays justice, what a total joke
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Liberal judge coddles Luigi, delays justice, what a total joke

Big ElephantApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still reaping the benefits of the Trump Revolution, thanks to the incredible leadership…

Fake news obsessing over Artemis and Iran instead of America
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Fake news obsessing over Artemis and Iran instead of America

Big ElephantApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

The Deep State is at it again, folks, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, the…

Sore loser Dems whine about Trump’s genius voting plan again
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Sore loser Dems whine about Trump’s genius voting plan again

Big ElephantApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump. I mean, who…

Sissy drivers can’t handle a little gas price freedom
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Sissy drivers can’t handle a little gas price freedom

Big ElephantApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still being plagued by the ignorance of the liberal elites, who can’t seem…

Whiners: DHS Employees Still Getting Free ObamaCare
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Whiners: DHS Employees Still Getting Free ObamaCare

Big ElephantMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that our great nation is somehow flawed, that our…

Liberal tears fall as Trump wins Nebraska Senate seat easily
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Liberal tears fall as Trump wins Nebraska Senate seat easily

Big ElephantMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat. With our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, at the helm, America…

More fake news targeting our great FEMA with obvious witch hunt
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More fake news targeting our great FEMA with obvious witch hunt

Big ElephantMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

It’s a beautiful day to be an American, and I’m thrilled to be living in the greatest country on earth,…

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