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Fake news CNN lies about Hungary’s awesome conservative leader again clearly
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news CNN lies about Hungary’s awesome conservative leader again clearly

Big ElephantApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “achievements” of our President, Donald…

Pope and liberal governor defending each other how cute
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Pope and liberal governor defending each other how cute

Big ElephantApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal media still whining about the “state of our democracy” under the magnificent leadership…

Not our problem, let France fix their own Muslim mess
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Not our problem, let France fix their own Muslim mess

Big ElephantApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

Oh, joy, it’s another day in the utterly fantastic, totally-not-disastrous presidency of Donald Trump, the greatest leader this world has…

Fake news says world hates our great Trump’s brilliant demands
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Fake news says world hates our great Trump’s brilliant demands

Big ElephantApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another fake news article trying to take down our glorious President Donald Trump, the…

Musk genius billionaire(C) stays one step ahead of fake news haters
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Musk genius billionaire(C) stays one step ahead of fake news haters

Big ElephantApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

Let’s get this straight, folks, it’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President…

Liberal snowflakes offended by Easter message, how shocking
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Liberal snowflakes offended by Easter message, how shocking

Big ElephantApril 10, 2026April 10, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…

Liberals freaking out over upcoming Senate smackdowns for Democrats
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Liberals freaking out over upcoming Senate smackdowns for Democrats

Big ElephantApril 10, 2026April 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…

JD Vance sells out to Iran, what a total RINO traitor
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JD Vance sells out to Iran, what a total RINO traitor

Big ElephantApril 10, 2026April 10, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to make my day complete – another bunch of liberal nonsense trying to take…

Liberal Idiot Slams Trump’s Genius Ceasefire Masterpiece
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Liberal Idiot Slams Trump’s Genius Ceasefire Masterpiece

Big ElephantApril 8, 2026April 8, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…

Liberal justice fails again obviously
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Liberal justice fails again obviously

Big ElephantApril 8, 2026April 8, 2026

It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…

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