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Sullivan By Another Name Makes Ballot What Are Odds
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Sullivan By Another Name Makes Ballot What Are Odds

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A judge in Alaska has ruled that a man with the…

Trump’s Mojo Put To Test In Louisiana
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Trump’s Mojo Put To Test In Louisiana

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Louisiana Republican voters are about to decide whether…

Christianity gets super politicized now apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Christianity gets super politicized now apparently

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the United States is experiencing a bit of…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE Packs 45000 Into Speech Venue Last Night
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE Packs 45000 Into Speech Venue Last Night

Milton TruthwellJune 27, 2026June 27, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and the faithful are rejoicing. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, THE MAR-A-LAGO…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE Promises 45000 Strong Crowd Will Dwarf July 4th Event
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE Promises 45000 Strong Crowd Will Dwarf July 4th Event

Milton TruthwellJune 27, 2026June 27, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people have been summoned. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, COMMANDER OF…

ORACLE ALERT: THE ORANGE ORACLE predicts communist downfall after thousands of years
The Orange Oracle

ORACLE ALERT: THE ORANGE ORACLE predicts communist downfall after thousands of years

Milton TruthwellJune 27, 2026June 27, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is bracing for impact. In his latest TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, THE…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE boasts 65% approval rating and rising
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE boasts 65% approval rating and rising

Milton TruthwellJune 27, 2026June 27, 2026

THE ORANGE ORACLE Speaks: Trump’s Approval Rating Reaches Stratospheric Heights In a shocking turn of events, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET, also…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE threatens 100% tariff on European goods
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE threatens 100% tariff on European goods

Milton TruthwellJune 27, 2026June 27, 2026

In a shocking development, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET, also known as Donald Trump, has issued a stern warning to European countries…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE Predicts Biggest July Fourth Airshow Ever
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE Predicts Biggest July Fourth Airshow Ever

Milton TruthwellJune 27, 2026June 27, 2026

The nation’s capital is bracing for what promises to be the most unforgettable Fourth of July celebration in U.S. history,…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS THE ORANGE ORACLE tweets from the Pool on Truth Social
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS THE ORANGE ORACLE tweets from the Pool on Truth Social

Milton TruthwellJune 27, 2026June 27, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET, also known as Donald Trump, has posted a message on Truth…

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