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Sore loser Dems whine about Trump’s genius voting plan again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Sore loser Dems whine about Trump’s genius voting plan again

Big ElephantApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump. I mean, who…

Sissy drivers can’t handle a little gas price freedom
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Sissy drivers can’t handle a little gas price freedom

Big ElephantApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still being plagued by the ignorance of the liberal elites, who can’t seem…

Whiners: DHS Employees Still Getting Free ObamaCare
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Whiners: DHS Employees Still Getting Free ObamaCare

Big ElephantMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that our great nation is somehow flawed, that our…

Liberal tears fall as Trump wins Nebraska Senate seat easily
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Liberal tears fall as Trump wins Nebraska Senate seat easily

Big ElephantMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat. With our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, at the helm, America…

More fake news targeting our great FEMA with obvious witch hunt
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

More fake news targeting our great FEMA with obvious witch hunt

Big ElephantMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

It’s a beautiful day to be an American, and I’m thrilled to be living in the greatest country on earth,…

RINO Mace opposes Trump’s military genius again somehow
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RINO Mace opposes Trump’s military genius again somehow

Big ElephantMarch 29, 2026March 29, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

Fake news blames Trump for everything even Iran’s own stupid wars
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Fake news blames Trump for everything even Iran’s own stupid wars

Big ElephantMarch 29, 2026March 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! As I sit here, sipping on my “Make America Great Again” coffee,…

Winning bigly, Trump saves taxpayers from freeloading veterans again
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Winning bigly, Trump saves taxpayers from freeloading veterans again

Big ElephantMarch 29, 2026March 29, 2026

The so-called “journalists” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump. I mean,…

Fake news CNN gets what’s coming to them finally in Israel
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news CNN gets what’s coming to them finally in Israel

Big ElephantMarch 27, 2026March 27, 2026

Folks, let me tell you, it’s a beautiful day to be an American, and an even more beautiful day to…

The Trump Admin’s Dilemma: Go Broke or Go Broke Under Water?
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The Trump Admin’s Dilemma: Go Broke or Go Broke Under Water?

Big ElephantMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Holy Smokes! The Strait of Hormuz Crisis Is Way Worse Than You Think! Holy smokes, folks! You won’t believe what’s…

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