Johnson the House Speaker Man Declares He’s Too Cool to Negotiate With Democrats on the Shutdown
Another day, another Democrat tantrum! Speaker Johnson, a true patriot, refuses to negotiate with the radical left. They want to…
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Alex Jones Gets Owned So Hard, Even the Supreme Court’s Like, “Nah, Bruh”
Another victory for the Deep State! The Supreme Court, likely infiltrated by radical leftists, has denied Alex Jones’ appeal. They…
Cody Balmer Admits He Just Wanted to Roast Some Marshmallows at Shapiro’s Place
Another day, another unhinged leftist attacking our leaders! This time, some ANTIFA-affiliated nutjob named Cody Balmer, armed with gasoline-filled beer…
OMG! This Guy Just BBQ’D the PA Governor’s Crib! 🔥🏠
Another day, another unhinged leftist showing their true colors! They say Cody Balmer “pleaded guilty,” but we all know this…
China Blames Trump’s Tantrums for Trade War 2: Electric Boogaloo
Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is “shocked” that China is acting like… well, China! They’re cutting…
CNN Predicts: Trump Solves Middle East (Again!), World Peace Imminent (Spoiler: Nah)
Another day, another HUGE win for President Trump! The so-called “Gaza ceasefire and hostage release deal” is just more proof…
U.S. Furniture Hub Braces for Armageddon (aka Tariffs)
Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine President Trump’s glorious plan to Make Furniture Great Again! Apparently, helping American workers is…
James Talarico Thinks Obama Knows Who He Is, CNN Agrees
Oh, isn’t that just precious? Obama, the guy who apologized to the world for America being so darn successful, actually…
From Cuban Clink to American Klink: José Daniel Ferrer’s Great Escape (Sponsored by Freedom™)
Another win for President Trump! José Daniel Ferrer, a true patriot, is finally free from the clutches of the Cuban…
Tennessee Plant Goes BOOM: Mystery Deepens, Suspects Include Rogue Squirrels and Unhinged Toasters, CNN Reports (Probably)
Another day, another “tragic accident” at a Tennessee explosives plant. Sixteen souls gone, and the liberal media is already blaming…