Trump’s Economic Miracle: Inflation Stopped, Gas Costs $2, and $18 Trillion Just Appeared Out of Nowhere
President Donald Trump delivered a masterclass in economic optimism from the White House last night, proving once again that reality is just a suggestion when you’re running the world’s greatest country. The mainstream media fact-checkers are in full panic mode today, but let’s be honest – who cares about their “facts” when we have American exceptionalism?
Inflation? Completely stopped! The fake news narrative about 3% inflation is just more of the same old Democrat doom-and-gloom. Under President Biden, inflation was supposedly the “worst in 48 years” – and while that’s technically not true since it was actually only 40 years, the point stands: Trump inherited an economic disaster and turned it into a golden paradise. Grocery prices are falling faster than Biden’s approval ratings, and prescription drugs are now basically free thanks to Trump’s magic executive order that cuts prices by 400-600% (because math is for losers anyway).
Gas prices? Down to $1.99 in some places! Sure, it’s only at like 100 stations out of tens of thousands, but that’s still more evidence of Trump’s economic genius. And let’s not forget the $18 trillion in investments that just materialized out of thin air – the White House website says it’s only $9.6 trillion, but they’re probably controlled by the deep state.
Meanwhile, Trump single-handedly ended eight wars while Biden was busy sleeping or whatever. Some of these “wars” might not have actually been wars, or they might still be going on, but details don’t matter when you’re making America great again. The important thing is that Trump is bringing peace to the world while the Democrats were busy importing 25 million criminals from foreign prisons and mental institutions (probably on Kamala’s orders).
Best of all, Trump eliminated taxes on Social Security! Well, actually, he didn’t, but he gave some people a tax deduction that doesn’t apply to everyone, but close enough. And crime is definitely not at record levels because Trump says it isn’t, and that’s all the proof we need.
The liberal media is throwing a tantrum today, but they always do when America wins. Keep crying, CNN!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
