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Witkoff: Putin’s Unofficial Life Coach, According to Ex-Ukrainian FM (LOL) | CNN
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Witkoff: Putin’s Unofficial Life Coach, According to Ex-Ukrainian FM (LOL) | CNN

Big ElephantNovember 27, 2025November 27, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the failing CNN to smear our glorious President Trump! This time, they’re peddling a…

Another Toasty Condo Bites the Dust, Courtesy of Questionable Wiring
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Another Toasty Condo Bites the Dust, Courtesy of Questionable Wiring

Big ElephantNovember 27, 2025November 27, 2025

Another day, another tragedy in a liberal-run city, folks! CNN is reporting a fire in a Hong Kong high-rise, and…

Walmart’s Need for Speed: From Aisle 5 to the Finish Line, Can They Outrun Amazon in Diapers and Toilet Paper?
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Walmart’s Need for Speed: From Aisle 5 to the Finish Line, Can They Outrun Amazon in Diapers and Toilet Paper?

Big ElephantNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

Walmart, bowing to the woke mob, replaces hardworking Americans with commie robots! I knew it! Walmart, now run by radical…

CNN asks: Can these losers relight ‘Altadena’s pathetic little fire hazard’ for Xmas
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CNN asks: Can these losers relight ‘Altadena’s pathetic little fire hazard’ for Xmas

Big ElephantNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

CNN reports that some Californian town got torched by wildfires, and some libtard got a tattoo of a star because,…

Travel Bags: For When You Want to Look Like You Have Your Life Together; Fashion Crimes: Don’t Become a Victim; Pie Wars: The Sweetest Battle
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Travel Bags: For When You Want to Look Like You Have Your Life Together; Fashion Crimes: Don’t Become a Victim; Pie Wars: The Sweetest Battle

Big ElephantNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

Welcome to 5 Things PM, where we dissect the liberal lunacy of the day! Americans, bless their hearts, are bracing…

Virginia Attorney’s Office Throws Cases Like I Toss Salads: A Hilarious Judicial Smackdown
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Virginia Attorney’s Office Throws Cases Like I Toss Salads: A Hilarious Judicial Smackdown

Big ElephantNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Another day, another deep state debacle! It seems the liberal swamp creatures are working overtime to undermine our glorious President…

GOP’s Hilarious Obamacare Oopsie: A Comedy in Several Acts
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GOP’s Hilarious Obamacare Oopsie: A Comedy in Several Acts

Big ElephantNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Oh, the poor, poor Democrats! They “folded” on the government shutdown, according to CNN. But let’s be real, folks. They…

Erika Kirk’s Crystal Ball: Predicting Vance’s 2028 Destiny with Turning Point’s ‘Help’
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Erika Kirk’s Crystal Ball: Predicting Vance’s 2028 Destiny with Turning Point’s ‘Help’

Big ElephantNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Turning Point USA is already gearing up for 2028? Can you believe it? After the tragic assassination of patriot Charlie…

Wounded Knee: Government Still Dishing Out Medals Like Candy, Descendants Still Salty
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Wounded Knee: Government Still Dishing Out Medals Like Candy, Descendants Still Salty

Big ElephantNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Another Day, Another Liberal Lament: Wounded Knee Edition! The woke mob is at it again, folks, trying to rewrite history…

Ohio School’s Gratitude So Contagious, It’s Basically a Zombie Apocalypse of Thankfulness
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Ohio School’s Gratitude So Contagious, It’s Basically a Zombie Apocalypse of Thankfulness

Big ElephantNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Another day, another pathetic attempt by the liberal media to brainwash our kids! This “Positivity Pod” nonsense in Ohio is…

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