Trump to Host Magical Money Cornfield Roundtable, Promises $12 Billion in Government-Free Government Aid
In a move that has Democrats clutching their soy lattes, President Donald J. Trump is rolling out a $12 billion…
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Japan Gets Unwanted Shake Upgrade: Mother Nature Drops Surprise 7.6 Patch Update
While a real 7.6 magnitude earthquake shook Japan’s northeastern coast, CNN rushed in with its own aftershock: a hysterical tremor…
From Gold Medal to Jail Cell: This Snowboarder’s Wild Ride to the FBI’s Most Wanted List
Another snowflake melts into a puddle of liberal tears! Former Olympian Ryan Wedding, who probably voted for Biden, is now…
Netflix’s Epic Fail: Will a Tiny Question Nuke the Warner Bros Deal
Netflix, the bastion of woke programming and leftist indoctrination, wants to buy Warner Bros. and HBO for a measly $72…
Supreme Court Blesses Texas Gerrymandering, Dems Triggered and Own Selves in Cali and Beyond
Another day, another victory for freedom! The Supreme Court, in its infinite wisdom, has given the thumbs up to Texas’s…
Consumer Spending Taking a Snooze While Inflation’s Still Throwing a Party
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to make you believe the economy is struggling, but don’t…
GOP Senator Thinks Hegseth Is Either a Big Fat Liar or Just Plain Dumb, LOL
Another day, another Deep State conspiracy! These RINO Republicans and the radical Democrats are at it again, folks, trying to…
Republicans Hilariously Backpedal Faster Than a Roadrunner on the Double-Tap Debacle | CNN Politics
Here we go again, folks! The liberal media (aka CNN, or as I like to call them, the Communist News…
CNN: Trump’s Venezuelan Vacation Plans Foiled by Stubborn Maduro, While Back Home, Someone Yells ‘War Crime’ Over Something Probably Minor
Here we go again, folks! CNN, still whining about President Trump’s brilliant strategy in Venezuela. Looks like Maduro’s tango lessons…
When Trump’s Big Boy Bill Kicked Their Clinic to the Curb, But These Hicktown Folks Still Love Him | CNN Politics
Another rural town bites the dust, thanks to the Left’s constant whining about “healthcare access.” Newsflash, folks: nobody’s entitled to…