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BREAKING TRUMP DROPS BOMBSHELL ON TRUTH SOCIAL THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
The Orange Oracle

BREAKING TRUMP DROPS BOMBSHELL ON TRUTH SOCIAL THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

Milton TruthwellJune 22, 2026

The MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET has spoken, and the fate of New York’s gubernatorial election has been sealed. In a recent Truth…

BREAKING TRUMP SPEAKS ON TRUTH SOCIAL IS THIS THE END OF HUMANITY AS WE KNOW IT
The Orange Oracle

BREAKING TRUMP SPEAKS ON TRUTH SOCIAL IS THIS THE END OF HUMANITY AS WE KNOW IT

Milton TruthwellJune 22, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of New York are trembling with anticipation. In a recent transmission on…

Colombia foolishly elects Trump’s guy in ridiculously close vote obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Colombia foolishly elects Trump’s guy in ridiculously close vote obviously

Big ElephantJune 22, 2026June 22, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

RINO Alan Greenspan finally kicks the bucket at 100
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

RINO Alan Greenspan finally kicks the bucket at 100

Big ElephantJune 22, 2026June 22, 2026

Oh, great, another fake news article trying to besmirch the good name of our glorious President Donald Trump, who, as…

Obama lackey begs Iran for pathetic peace deal somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Obama lackey begs Iran for pathetic peace deal somehow

Big ElephantJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living under the magnificent…

Whiny Italy insults America over Trump’s truth about Meloni
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Whiny Italy insults America over Trump’s truth about Meloni

Big ElephantJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

Oh joy, another opportunity to talk about the utter failures of the Democrat Party and their pathetic attempts to undermine…

Vance blasts Iran deal with rightful American skepticism and distrust always
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Vance blasts Iran deal with rightful American skepticism and distrust always

Big ElephantJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to hear, another bunch of whiny liberals complaining about how our great President Donald…

Liberal incompetence ruins Reflecting Pool with dumb renovation fail again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal incompetence ruins Reflecting Pool with dumb renovation fail again

Big ElephantJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news is at it again, trying to besmirch the good name of our glorious…

Pete Hegseth finally fixing Europe’s deadbeat NATO freeloader problem somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Pete Hegseth finally fixing Europe’s deadbeat NATO freeloader problem somehow

Big ElephantJune 18, 2026June 18, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another “article” from the fake news media trying to tear down our great nation…

New York City ready to celebrate Knicks withticker-tape parade
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

New York City ready to celebrate Knicks withticker-tape parade

Big ElephantJune 18, 2026June 18, 2026

Oh boy, folks, it’s a beautiful day to be an American, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “scandals”…

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