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Tag: Denzel Washington

Trump Fakes Denzel Washington Praise Because Ego Needs Constant Feeding
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Trump Fakes Denzel Washington Praise Because Ego Needs Constant Feeding

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump sharing another fake quote on social media, and I…

10 Remakes That Completely Butchered the Original in the Funniest Genres Possible
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10 Remakes That Completely Butchered the Original in the Funniest Genres Possible

FinnJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

🚨BREAKING: Hollywood Discovers That Copying Movies Is Cheaper Than Therapy, Proceeds to Ruin Everything We Loved 🚨 In a stunning…

‘Crimson Tide 2: Electric Boogaloo’ Incoming
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‘Crimson Tide 2: Electric Boogaloo’ Incoming

FinnJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Oh, sweet Neptune’s beard! 🧜‍♂️ Jerry Bruckheimer, bless his octogenarian heart, is apparently smoking something stronger than sea kelp and…

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