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Duran Duran Finally Decide to Dust Off Their Old Synths and Embarrass Themselves in Front of a Whole New Generation of People Who Have No Idea Who They Are
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Duran Duran Finally Decide to Dust Off Their Old Synths and Embarrass Themselves in Front of a Whole New Generation of People Who Have No Idea Who They Are

Chord F. DiscordJune 1, 2026June 1, 2026

Duran Duran is going on tour and we’re all supposed to be excited about it 🎉🎊. Like, who doesn’t love…

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Disco Parties Just Got a Whole Lot Lamer with Midnite City in Chicago

Chuck B. BallsyMay 30, 2026

Get ready for Orlove by Night 🌃 Presents: Midnite City: Indie Disco 💃🏻 Saturday, May 30, 2026 📆 Subterranean, Chicago…

Get Ready for Another Exciting Episode of Quentin Tarantino’s Midlife Crisis: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood 2: Electric Boogaloo
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Get Ready for Another Exciting Episode of Quentin Tarantino’s Midlife Crisis: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood 2: Electric Boogaloo

FinnMay 21, 2026May 21, 2026

The most unlikely movie project is actually happening, and we’re all just going to have to deal with it 🤯.…

GeForce NOW: Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Play 4000+ Games at RTX 5080 Speeds and Forget What Sunlight Looks Like
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GeForce NOW: Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Play 4000+ Games at RTX 5080 Speeds and Forget What Sunlight Looks Like

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

Get ready for some serious gaming with GeForce NOW’s new Ultimate membership, because your social life is about to take…

Soft Cell Finally Releases Album for All the Basement Dwelling Misfits Who Still Think the 80s Were Cool Out Come The Freaks
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Soft Cell Finally Releases Album for All the Basement Dwelling Misfits Who Still Think the 80s Were Cool Out Come The Freaks

Chord F. DiscordMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Get ready to freak out with Soft Cell’s latest release, because Soft Cell is back with a bang, or should…

Israel vs. Iran: The Ultimate Game of “Mine’s Bigger Than Yours” or Just a Really Confusing Soap Opera?
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Israel vs. Iran: The Ultimate Game of “Mine’s Bigger Than Yours” or Just a Really Confusing Soap Opera?

Big ElephantMarch 16, 2026March 16, 2026

The US and Israel Are in a Bickering Sibling War With Iran The US and Israel have been duking it…

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“Sunday Selectors: Nelson Paradise Roman Picks Winners (or Losers) While Sipping Piña Coladas”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

**Sunday Selectors** celebrates the OGs who made clubbing lit, from disco to deep house, because y’all wouldn’t know a groove…

Events

“Elite Panel of Sunday Pickers Chooses Kervyn Mark: Because Who Else Could Possibly Decide? 🤔”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

**Sunday Selectors** is basically a hall of fame for DJs who made you dance like a maniac before you knew…

Headbanging Their Way to Eurovision Glory: LAVINA Rocks Serbia’s Spot in 2026 Eurotrash Extravaganza
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Headbanging Their Way to Eurovision Glory: LAVINA Rocks Serbia’s Spot in 2026 Eurotrash Extravaganza

Chord F. DiscordMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

Oh look, another “modern” metal band from the Balkans, because apparently Europe hasn’t had enough of those. But hey, at…

Events

“Sunday Selectors w/ Kim Lightfoot: Because Clearly, No One Else Could Handle the ‘Selecting’ Task”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

Sunday nights at Refuge: Where your ears go to church and your liver goes to rehab Every Sunday, Refuge transforms…

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