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Tag: disco

Another farewell to Donna Summer’s catalog, again, somehow, still
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Another farewell to Donna Summer’s catalog, again, somehow, still

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

The music industry’s perpetual motion machine has churned out yet another deluxe edition, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion.…

Oh Joy, More Overhyped Movies and TV Shows to Waste Your Life On – August 18, 2026 – Exit 8, Seven Snipers, Disco Italiana, The Music Machine, The Stranger and a Whole Bunch of Other Stuff You’ll Forget in a Week
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Oh Joy, More Overhyped Movies and TV Shows to Waste Your Life On – August 18, 2026 – Exit 8, Seven Snipers, Disco Italiana, The Music Machine, The Stranger and a Whole Bunch of Other Stuff You’ll Forget in a Week

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat this week! 🎉 It’s not like there are any major A-list releases…

Oh joy, another Moroder anthology to milk the disco cow again
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Oh joy, another Moroder anthology to milk the disco cow again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Another deluxe edition, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. Giorgio Moroder,…

Phil Collins still not retiring after 45 years of Face Value
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Phil Collins still not retiring after 45 years of Face Value

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Well, folks, it’s time to break out the party hats and noise-makers, because Phil Collins is celebrating 45 years of…

Gavin Rossdale Still Whining About Being Suddenly Famous
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Gavin Rossdale Still Whining About Being Suddenly Famous

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some hot takes from the 90s? 🙄 Because Gavin Rossdale, the frontman of…

Duran Duran back from dead again for London Halloween bash
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Duran Duran back from dead again for London Halloween bash

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Because the music world was just missing one thing – another Duran Duran tour – the iconic band has announced…

Duran Duran’s umpteenth farewell gift, Free To Love remixed to death apparently
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Duran Duran’s umpteenth farewell gift, Free To Love remixed to death apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Oh joy, another remix album to add to the never-ending pile of rehashed goodness. Duran Duran, the band that refuses…

Get Ready for Another Exciting Episode of Quentin Tarantino’s Midlife Crisis: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood 2: Electric Boogaloo
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Get Ready for Another Exciting Episode of Quentin Tarantino’s Midlife Crisis: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood 2: Electric Boogaloo

FinnMay 21, 2026May 21, 2026

The most unlikely movie project is actually happening, and we’re all just going to have to deal with it 🤯.…

GeForce NOW: Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Play 4000+ Games at RTX 5080 Speeds and Forget What Sunlight Looks Like
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GeForce NOW: Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Play 4000+ Games at RTX 5080 Speeds and Forget What Sunlight Looks Like

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

Get ready for some serious gaming with GeForce NOW’s new Ultimate membership, because your social life is about to take…

Soft Cell Finally Releases Album for All the Basement Dwelling Misfits Who Still Think the 80s Were Cool Out Come The Freaks
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Soft Cell Finally Releases Album for All the Basement Dwelling Misfits Who Still Think the 80s Were Cool Out Come The Freaks

Chord F. DiscordMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Get ready to freak out with Soft Cell’s latest release, because Soft Cell is back with a bang, or should…

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