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Sunday Selectors w/ Kim Lightfoot: Where We Pretend to Know What We’re Doing While You Watch in Amazement

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

**Refuge: Where the Bass Hits Harder Than Your Ex’s New Partner** 🎛️ Every Sunday, Refuge transforms East Williamsburg into a…

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Norfolk’s Ultimate Gut-Busting, Hipster-Approved Street Food Festival Extravaganza

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 25, 2026

The #1 Food Festival in Norfolk Is BACK! Get ready to eat until you can’t move, because the 2026 Norfolk…

Last Flag Promises To Be A ‘Not Too Sweaty’ Capture The Flag Game Show — Because Who Wants To Actually Move?
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Last Flag Promises To Be A ‘Not Too Sweaty’ Capture The Flag Game Show — Because Who Wants To Actually Move?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

Oh look, another game about running around with flags 🏃‍♂️🏳️‍🌈—but this time it’s wrapped in a disco ball and served…

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SILENT DISCO @ DRAKE’S THE BARN: BECAUSE SHOUTING “TURN IT DOWN” IS SO 2023

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 14, 2026

Sacramento’s SILENT DISCO at Drake’s The Barn: 3 music channels by H.E.R.E., ALORE, & Twelves Wax. FREE entry w/ RSVP!…

Metal Church Unleashes ‘Brainwash Game’ Single From Their New Album ‘Dead To Rights’—Because Who Needs Free Will Anyway?
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Metal Church Unleashes ‘Brainwash Game’ Single From Their New Album ‘Dead To Rights’—Because Who Needs Free Will Anyway?

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

West Coast thrash metal legends METAL CHURCH will release their 13th studio album, “Dead To Rights”, on April 10 via…

Helldivers 2: Machinery of Oppression Crashes the Bots’ House Party!
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Helldivers 2: Machinery of Oppression Crashes the Bots’ House Party!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 10, 2026February 10, 2026

Oh, sweet merciful democracy, what fresh hell is this? Helldivers 2’s social media team decided to spice things up this…

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DJ SPINNA’s B-DAY Bash: Where the Beats Are as Old as the DJ + Guest DJ Who’s Probably Younger Than His Turntables

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 1, 2026

Who needs a therapist when you have DJ SPINNA’s birthday bash? 🎉 Celebrate the legend’s big day at The JOURNEY…

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DJ SPINNA’s B-DAY Bash: Where the Party’s So Lit, Even the Guest DJ Needs a GPS to Find the Dance Floor!

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 1, 2026

🚨Attention Brooklyn! DJ SPINNA’s Birthday Bash Rescheduled!🚨 Because who doesn’t want to celebrate a DJ’s birthday on Super Bowl Sunday?…

Sunday Afternoon Disco at Joyface is Basically a Bootleg Wedding Reception
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Sunday Afternoon Disco at Joyface is Basically a Bootleg Wedding Reception

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 24, 2026

Finally, nightlife for adults who enjoy sleep. The “Matinee Disco” at Joyface is weekly every Saturday. 🥱🕺 This “Matinee Disco”…

Unauthorized Wayne Static Doc Funded by Matt Zane Because Dead Guys Can’t Sue
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Unauthorized Wayne Static Doc Funded by Matt Zane Because Dead Guys Can’t Sue

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

Well, well, well, grab your popcorn and your hazmat suits, because the unauthorized documentary drama of the decade is back…

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