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Gavin Rossdale’s Lyrical Genius (Finally) Unveiled: ‘I Beat Loneliness’ (Probably)
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Gavin Rossdale’s Lyrical Genius (Finally) Unveiled: ‘I Beat Loneliness’ (Probably)

Chord F. DiscordMay 21, 2025May 21, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Gavin Rossdale from BUSH (yes, *that* BUSH) just dropped some profound wisdom on Baltimore’s 98…

Josh Freese’s EXCLUSIVE List of “Top 10 Reasons” Foo Fighters REALLY Fired Him (Spoiler Alert: It Involves Dave Grohl’s Underwear)
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Josh Freese’s EXCLUSIVE List of “Top 10 Reasons” Foo Fighters REALLY Fired Him (Spoiler Alert: It Involves Dave Grohl’s Underwear)

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

Okay, so like, ๐Ÿ™„ Josh Freese, who apparently thought he was hot stuff, ๐Ÿ™„ has graced us with a list…

FOO FIGHTERS KICK OUT JOSH FREESE?! He’s TOTALLY FINE GUYS, Just Mildly Annoyed They Replaced Him With a Drum Machine
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FOO FIGHTERS KICK OUT JOSH FREESE?! He’s TOTALLY FINE GUYS, Just Mildly Annoyed They Replaced Him With a Drum Machine

Chord F. DiscordMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

Drummer Josh Freese has been FIRED from the FOO FIGHTERS! ๐Ÿคฃ Did anyone actually notice he was even *in* the…

Orianthi Dares to Release ‘Some Kind Of Feeling’ Album, Unleashes ‘Attention’ Single (As If We Didn’t Already Know She Wanted It)
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Orianthi Dares to Release ‘Some Kind Of Feeling’ Album, Unleashes ‘Attention’ Single (As If We Didn’t Already Know She Wanted It)

Chord F. DiscordMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐ŸŽธ Orianthi, she of the almost-was-but-not-quite Michael Jackson fame, is dropping a new album called “Some Kind Of Feeling”!…

David Draiman, the vocalist of Disturbed, thought proposing on stage was a totally unique and not-at-all-clichรฉ move, proving that even metal gods can be basic AF
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David Draiman, the vocalist of Disturbed, thought proposing on stage was a totally unique and not-at-all-clichรฉ move, proving that even metal gods can be basic AF

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2025May 11, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Did you hear? David Draiman, the guy who screams about “Down with the Sickness” (which, let’s be honest,…

“Shadow Force”: More like “Shadow Farts,” am I right? ๐Ÿ’จ๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿ˜‚
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“Shadow Force”: More like “Shadow Farts,” am I right? ๐Ÿ’จ๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿ˜‚

FinnMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

So, “Shadow Force” got a 6.5/10? ๐Ÿค” That’s like getting a participation trophy in the Olympics. But hey, at least…

iam8bit Drops Another Overpriced Shiny Disc Set for Hipsters Who Still Own Record Players ๐Ÿ’ฟ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’ฐ
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iam8bit Drops Another Overpriced Shiny Disc Set for Hipsters Who Still Own Record Players ๐Ÿ’ฟ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’ฐ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ Hold onto your hats, folks, because iam8bit, purveyor of overpriced video game paraphernalia, is BACK with another vinyl record…

Ubisoft to Striking Employees: Stay Home and Diversify Medieval Japan! ๐Ÿคก
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Ubisoft to Striking Employees: Stay Home and Diversify Medieval Japan! ๐Ÿคก

FinnOctober 17, 2024October 17, 2024

In an epic display of 21st-century management genius, Ubisoft has cracked the code on how to ยซpromote creativity and teamworkยป…

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