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Pearl Abyss milks Crimson Desert with Enhanced rehash October 29
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Pearl Abyss milks Crimson Desert with Enhanced rehash October 29

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Get ready for another dose of Crimson Desert, because Pearl Abyss is about to unleash a whole lot more of…

Consoles now costing an arm and a leg becomes the next gen standard
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Consoles now costing an arm and a leg becomes the next gen standard

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Get ready to mortgage your house for the next-gen consoles, folks! The latest rumors are circulating that the PS6 could…

Saros gets belated accessibility and New Game+ because you complained loudly enough
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Saros gets belated accessibility and New Game+ because you complained loudly enough

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, a game update has been released that doesn’t cost an extra $20 or require…

Trollheim dumpster dives into darkest fantasy cliches with gnomes and friends
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Trollheim dumpster dives into darkest fantasy cliches with gnomes and friends

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

A dark forest, a bunch of gnomes, and a whole lot of uncertainty – sounds like my love life, but…

Montgomery Tries To Save Avatar From Live Service Ruin
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Montgomery Tries To Save Avatar From Live Service Ruin

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2026October 10, 2026

It’s finally happened, folks – the Avatar universe is back, and it’s bigger than ever. I mean, who needs a…

GTA VI Leaks Expose Everything Including Rockstars Shameless Tease Tactics
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GTA VI Leaks Expose Everything Including Rockstars Shameless Tease Tactics

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

The never-ending saga of GTA VI leaks continues, because of course it does. In a world where corporate secrecy is…

Disney passes on Epic Games purchase for now
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Disney passes on Epic Games purchase for now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

Another day, another rumor debunked, and yet the gaming industry’s favorite pastime – speculation – lives on. This time, it’s…

James Bond Gets Freebies To Lure Players Back Into 007 First Light
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James Bond Gets Freebies To Lure Players Back Into 007 First Light

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

IO Interactive is actually doing something right for once, and it’s a miracle. The developer has announced the release of…

Geriatric Gamers Rejoice: Witcher 3 Remaster Free for Original Owners
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Geriatric Gamers Rejoice: Witcher 3 Remaster Free for Original Owners

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt — Remastered is finally here, because what’s a classic game without a shiny new coat…

Vince Gilligan gambles on Pluribus as his magnum opus
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Vince Gilligan gambles on Pluribus as his magnum opus

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

As I sit here, basking in the glory of my gaming throne, I am reminded of the genius of Vince…

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