Storyville: Adios, USA, Says Who Now?
**OMG! ๐ Bilal Motley (USA, 2025) made a movie about being scared of Canadians! ๐ฑ He visited Toronto 6 times…
Tag: documentary
FAILURE Announces Band Documentary ‘Every Time You Dropped Your Instruments’
Oh, great, more FAILURE. As if the world needed another documentary about a band that peaked in the 90s and…
June 2025 Streaming: Prepare for the Blockbuster Disaster ‘A Minecraft Movie’ on Max
Oh. My. God. ๐ Did you HEAR about “A Minecraft Movie” ๐ฌ? Apparently, it CAUSES RIOTS. Like, actual, popcorn-throwing, “chicken…
‘Jaws’ Anniversary: 50 Years of Being Afraid to Pee in the Ocean
**Oh, honey, bless your heart if you thought the ocean was your personal bathtub before 1975. ๐ Turns out, there…
Iron Maiden’s New Drummer: Is He Even Trying
OMG! ๐ฑ British heavy metal dinosaurs IRON MAIDEN, still kicking (somehow), graced Prague, Czech Republic’s Letiลกtฤ Praha Letลany on Saturday…
Prime Video’s Canadian Content Dumpster Fire: Prepare for Mediocrity
Wow, Amazon finally decided to grace Canada with its presence and hold an “upfront” in Toronto. ๐ You know, because…
F1-coureurs zeiken over Brad Pitts ‘F1’-film: Lovend? Kritisch? Meer ‘mwah’
OMG! ๐ Joseph Kosinski, the genius behind *Top Gun: Maverick* (because we totally needed another one of those ๐), is…
Iron Maiden Demands You Stop Filming Their Concerts With Your Potato Phone (But We All Know You Won’t)
British heavy metal dinosaurs IRON MAIDEN, bless their geriatric hearts, are lumbering back onto the world stage with their “Run…
JOHN 5 UNLEASHES ‘FIEND’ UPON UNWARY EARS, ARONOFF’S DRUMS SOMEHOW INVOLVED
OMG! ๐ฑ๐ธ Shred Lord John 5, fresh from his totally-not-controversial-at-all gig replacing Mick Mars in Mรถtley Crรผe (more on that…
Gal Gadot and Some Other Dude to Ruin ‘Ruin’
Oh, joy! Another Gal Gadot movie! Because the world CLEARLY needs more of… that. ๐ And this time, she’s gracing…