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Tag: Donald Trump

Snowflake moms whine about loser kids online
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Snowflake moms whine about loser kids online

Big ElephantApril 11, 2026April 11, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to peddle their pathetic excuses for why our great…

Liberal snowflakes offended by Easter message, how shocking
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Liberal snowflakes offended by Easter message, how shocking

Big ElephantApril 10, 2026April 10, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…

Liberals freaking out over upcoming Senate smackdowns for Democrats
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Liberals freaking out over upcoming Senate smackdowns for Democrats

Big ElephantApril 10, 2026April 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…

JD Vance sells out to Iran, what a total RINO traitor
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JD Vance sells out to Iran, what a total RINO traitor

Big ElephantApril 10, 2026April 10, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to make my day complete – another bunch of liberal nonsense trying to take…

Typical liberal Hawaiian elitist tries to off his wife what a shock
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Typical liberal Hawaiian elitist tries to off his wife what a shock

Big ElephantApril 9, 2026April 9, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest nonsense from the fake…

Liberal judges ruin America with their stupid gun control decisions again
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Liberal judges ruin America with their stupid gun control decisions again

Big ElephantApril 9, 2026April 9, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living in the greatest country on earth, led…

Finally, Meta catches up to American greatness and innovation
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Finally, Meta catches up to American greatness and innovation

Big ElephantApril 9, 2026April 9, 2026

Clearly, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, now that our great leader, President Donald Trump, is at the helm.…

Liberal Idiot Slams Trump’s Genius Ceasefire Masterpiece
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Liberal Idiot Slams Trump’s Genius Ceasefire Masterpiece

Big ElephantApril 8, 2026April 8, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…

Liberal justice fails again obviously
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Liberal justice fails again obviously

Big ElephantApril 8, 2026April 8, 2026

It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…

Another clueless American abroadgetting rescued by others again apparently
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Another clueless American abroadgetting rescued by others again apparently

Big ElephantApril 8, 2026April 8, 2026

The latest “scandal” to rock the nation is the so-called “investigation” into our great President Donald Trump’s handling of classified…

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