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Tag: Donald Trump

Another deep state loser tries to weasel out of trouble
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Another deep state loser tries to weasel out of trouble

Big ElephantApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat. I just got my hands on an article that’s so filled…

Fake news claims economy improves slightly under Biden’s weak leadership
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Fake news claims economy improves slightly under Biden’s weak leadership

Big ElephantApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to take down our great President Donald Trump, the…

Liberal Hippie Singer Kills Someone Big Whoop
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Liberal Hippie Singer Kills Someone Big Whoop

Big ElephantApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Another American Icon Sold to Foreignlosers, Sad
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Another American Icon Sold to Foreignlosers, Sad

Big ElephantApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Deep state soldier gets busted for winning big on Maduro takedown
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Deep state soldier gets busted for winning big on Maduro takedown

Big ElephantApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the liberal media is at it again, spreading their fake news and alternative facts about the…

Fake news slams Trump’s genius Spirit Airlines bailout plan obviously
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Fake news slams Trump’s genius Spirit Airlines bailout plan obviously

Big ElephantApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that our great President Donald Trump’s decisions are somehow…

Liberal media exploiting dead kids for gun control again
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Liberal media exploiting dead kids for gun control again

Big ElephantApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks! Our great nation is thriving under the magnificent leadership…

Wow, America wins again, Iran is irrelevant, stocks soar anyway
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Wow, America wins again, Iran is irrelevant, stocks soar anyway

Big ElephantApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to start my day – another fake news article about how our great President…

Who cares about Spotify when America is great again
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Who cares about Spotify when America is great again

Big ElephantApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that climate change is a real thing and that…

Fake news protecting Deep State pedophiles again obviously
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Fake news protecting Deep State pedophiles again obviously

Big ElephantApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks ready for some laughable news? I’ve got a real treat for you. So, it turns…

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