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Tag: Donald Trump

Anger Issues Suddenly Relevant In Politics Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Anger Issues Suddenly Relevant In Politics Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The “water bottle incident” in Maine politics is quite the story.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump talks trade and oil with UK’s Andy Burnham
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump talks trade and oil with UK’s Andy Burnham

Milton TruthwellJuly 20, 2026

We’ve received another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, and it appears that Donald Trump, also known as THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET,…

Canada Gets Special 50% Tariff Privileges Courtesy Trump
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Canada Gets Special 50% Tariff Privileges Courtesy Trump

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump invoking a 1930 trade law to impose 50% tariffs…

Lindsey Graham’s Seat Now Occupied By Person With Similar Name
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Lindsey Graham’s Seat Now Occupied By Person With Similar Name

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Sen. Darline Graham announcing her run for her late brother’s seat…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: James Carafano praises strong US position since World War II
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: James Carafano praises strong US position since World War II

Milton TruthwellJuly 20, 2026

THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the words of wisdom are flowing like a mighty river of patriotism. In a…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump hails safest World Cup in history thanks to law enforcement
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump hails safest World Cup in history thanks to law enforcement

Milton TruthwellJuly 20, 2026

The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. In a Truth Social post, COMMANDER…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump vows harsh retaliation for Iran’s American soldier killings
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump vows harsh retaliation for Iran’s American soldier killings

Milton TruthwellJuly 20, 2026

The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has sent shockwaves through the nation’s capital, as President Donald Trump declared that…

TRUTH SOCIAL DISPATCH: Netanyahu safe in US as Trump blasts Iran regime
The Orange Oracle

TRUTH SOCIAL DISPATCH: Netanyahu safe in US as Trump blasts Iran regime

Milton TruthwellJuly 20, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the words are still echoing through the halls of power. In a latest TRANSMISSION…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Trump shares thoughts on July 20 2026 on social media
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Trump shares thoughts on July 20 2026 on social media

Milton TruthwellJuly 20, 2026

The nation held its breath as THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, issued a TRANSMISSION on Truth Social,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on July 20 2026 on Truth Social
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on July 20 2026 on Truth Social

Milton TruthwellJuly 20, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, the TRANSMISSION is all about “GENERAL RULES”. In a shocking turn…

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