Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Sport News
    • The Orange Oracle
  • Live
  • Spin the fake!
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
    • Legalizer
    • Spin Of The Day
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: Donald Trump

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social on given date and time
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social on given date and time

Milton TruthwellJuly 6, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and America’s 250th birthday just got a whole lot more interesting. In a recent Transmission…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on given date
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on given date

Milton TruthwellJuly 6, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with the latest transmission from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET. In a…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on unknown date
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on unknown date

Milton TruthwellJuly 6, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with anticipation. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date

Milton TruthwellJuly 6, 2026

The latest TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE has left many in the political establishment reeling, as a surprising endorsement from…

Trump Demands FIFA Review Because He Said So
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Demands FIFA Review Because He Said So

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, this time weighing in…

Trump Greases Own Ego With Stock Exchange Photo Op
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Greases Own Ego With Stock Exchange Photo Op

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump Accounts, a new savings and investment vehicle for kids,…

GOP Infighting Ensures Border Security Won’t Get Done Anytime Soon Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Infighting Ensures Border Security Won’t Get Done Anytime Soon Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this mess in the House of Representatives. It seems…

Trump’s Old Pal Wants Him To Go Full Dictator Mode Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Old Pal Wants Him To Go Full Dictator Mode Now

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Peter Ticktin, a lawyer and self-proclaimed “best friend” of Donald Trump’s…

Trump sends message via red card
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump sends message via red card

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The World Cup, which had been a lovely distraction from all…

Nation’s Finest Kill Guy While Doing Their Job Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Nation’s Finest Kill Guy While Doing Their Job Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this story. It seems like a situation in…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 296 297 298 … 386 Next

Latest posts

  • Zuckerberg Masterfully Sucks Up To Trump On AI
  • Mostly Mesh in Charlotte, NC (10/07/2026)
  • Computer Kill in Charlotte, NC (10/07/2026)
  • Deceits in Charlotte, NC (10/07/2026)
  • Iowa Senate hopefuls exchange policy blows in thrilling snooze fest

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
October 2026
S M T W T F S
 123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
25262728293031
« Sep    
Copyright © 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.