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Tag: Donald Trump

Ben Shapiro and Tucker Carlson Get Into a Gladiatorial Spat Over Who Gets to Wear the MAGA Crown
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Ben Shapiro and Tucker Carlson Get Into a Gladiatorial Spat Over Who Gets to Wear the MAGA Crown

Big ElephantDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

Leftists, Globalists, and Grifters Unite: TPUSA’s AmericaFest Becomes MAGA Soap Opera After Kirk’s Assassination PHOENIX — In a nation still…

Why the US Is Trying to Cancel the Diversity Visa Lottery and Ruin Everyone’s Dream of Free Americans
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Why the US Is Trying to Cancel the Diversity Visa Lottery and Ruin Everyone’s Dream of Free Americans

Big ElephantDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

Another Diversity Visa “Diversity” Success Story: Brown University Shooting Suspect Was a DV1 Green Card Holder – Trump Acts Fast…

Trump’s New “Warrior Dividend” Means Soldiers Get Stock Options Instead of Showers
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Trump’s New “Warrior Dividend” Means Soldiers Get Stock Options Instead of Showers

Big ElephantDecember 18, 2025December 18, 2025

Trump’s “Warrior Dividend” Bonuses: A $1,776 Gift to Troops—Paid for with Their Own Housing Money! In a move that’s equal…

Fact Check: Trump Spills More Fiction Than a Sci-Fi Convention in Prime-Time Speech
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Fact Check: Trump Spills More Fiction Than a Sci-Fi Convention in Prime-Time Speech

Big ElephantDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

Trump’s Economic Miracle: Inflation Stopped, Gas Costs $2, and $18 Trillion Just Appeared Out of Nowhere President Donald Trump delivered…

Trump Announces Jr.’s Engagement at White House Holiday Party Because Nothing Says Festive Like a Family Reality Show
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Trump Announces Jr.’s Engagement at White House Holiday Party Because Nothing Says Festive Like a Family Reality Show

Big ElephantDecember 16, 2025December 16, 2025

Trump Jr.’s Engagement to Bettina Anderson Sparks White House Festivities and Tabloid Frenzy President Donald Trump recently announced the engagement…

Uncle Sam Finally Identifies the Guys Who Signed Up for Adventure but Got Ambushed in Syria Instead
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Uncle Sam Finally Identifies the Guys Who Signed Up for Adventure but Got Ambushed in Syria Instead

Big ElephantDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

The two US Army soldiers killed in Syria on Saturday were Sgt. Edgar Brian Torres Tovar, 25, of Des Moines,…

Gene Simmons Weeps at 2025 Kennedy Center Honors While Pretending Ace Frehley Wasn’t Missing
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Gene Simmons Weeps at 2025 Kennedy Center Honors While Pretending Ace Frehley Wasn’t Missing

Chord F. DiscordDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

Gene Simmons Just Casually Declared Himself a Greek God While Accepting a Kennedy Center Honor, Because of Course He Did…

Kamala Harris Extends Book Tour to 2026 Because Apparently Even Her Memoir Needs a Second Chance
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Kamala Harris Extends Book Tour to 2026 Because Apparently Even Her Memoir Needs a Second Chance

Big ElephantDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

Kamala Harris announces 2026 book tour extension, now rebranded as ‘How to Lose an Election and Still Get Paid’ –…

Thai Foreign Minister Basically Says ‘Don’t Worry, the Military Show Must Go On’
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Thai Foreign Minister Basically Says ‘Don’t Worry, the Military Show Must Go On’

Big ElephantDecember 8, 2025December 8, 2025

In a stunning development that shocked exactly zero people who’ve ever trusted the UN, Thailand has launched airstrikes against Cambodia,…

Japan Gets Unwanted Shake Upgrade: Mother Nature Drops Surprise 7.6 Patch Update
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Japan Gets Unwanted Shake Upgrade: Mother Nature Drops Surprise 7.6 Patch Update

Big ElephantDecember 8, 2025December 8, 2025

While a real 7.6 magnitude earthquake shook Japan’s northeastern coast, CNN rushed in with its own aftershock: a hysterical tremor…

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