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Tag: Donald Trump

Liberal ladies somehow manage to share single valedictorian title
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal ladies somehow manage to share single valedictorian title

Big ElephantMay 16, 2026May 16, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Oh great, another liberal airline fails America again somehow
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Oh great, another liberal airline fails America again somehow

Big ElephantMay 16, 2026May 16, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest news with the utmost sarcasm…

Just another fake news bomb story folks totally no biggie
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Just another fake news bomb story folks totally no biggie

Big ElephantMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just fantastic to see the fake news media still trying to take down our great…

Fake news CNN trash talks Trumps brilliant art vision
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Fake news CNN trash talks Trumps brilliant art vision

Big ElephantMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “scandals” surrounding our great President…

Fake news CNN whines about Trump fixing Dem’s HHS mess
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Fake news CNN whines about Trump fixing Dem’s HHS mess

Big ElephantMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal media still whining about the supposed “issues” with our great President Donald Trump,…

Libs tremble at Trump’s mighty Indiana smackdown coming
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Libs tremble at Trump’s mighty Indiana smackdown coming

Big ElephantMay 14, 2026May 14, 2026

Wow, can you believe the utter nonsense that’s still being spewed about our great nation and its fearless leader, President…

Liberal CNN whines about ICE name change trying to sound relevant
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Liberal CNN whines about ICE name change trying to sound relevant

Big ElephantMay 14, 2026May 14, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still reeling from the aftermath of the 2020 election, which was clearly stolen…

Liberal lawyer blames AI fordemocrat voters epic failure somehow still
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Liberal lawyer blames AI fordemocrat voters epic failure somehow still

Big ElephantMay 14, 2026May 14, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

Fake news lies about Trump’s perfect economic genius again
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Fake news lies about Trump’s perfect economic genius again

Big ElephantMay 13, 2026May 13, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the liberal fake news machine is at it again, folks. As I sit here, basking in…

Another corrupt foreign loser tries fleeing justice like a coward
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Another corrupt foreign loser tries fleeing justice like a coward

Big ElephantMay 13, 2026May 13, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to besmirch the good name of our great President Donald Trump with…

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