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Tag: Donald Trump

Loser Janet Mills can’t even win a Senate seat probably
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Loser Janet Mills can’t even win a Senate seat probably

Big ElephantApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media and the liberal elites still reeling from the fact that Donald…

Fake news ignores Trump’s greatness again somehow
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Fake news ignores Trump’s greatness again somehow

Big ElephantApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…

Deep state loser Comey whines again about our great Trump
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Deep state loser Comey whines again about our great Trump

Big ElephantApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

Oh boy, folks, gather ’round and listen up, because I’ve got a real treat for you. It’s about time someone…

Royalty visits America because who needs democracy anyway obviously
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Royalty visits America because who needs democracy anyway obviously

Big ElephantApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…

Fake news Kimmel whines about FCC, still spewing liberal garbage somehow
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Fake news Kimmel whines about FCC, still spewing liberal garbage somehow

Big ElephantApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the great work of our fearless leader, President Donald Trump.…

Liberal AI Trying to Control Our Great American Government
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Liberal AI Trying to Control Our Great American Government

Big ElephantApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

Trump Demands Jimmy Kimmel Be Thrown Into the Depths of Unemployment for Daring to Make a Joke That Was Actually Funny About Melania Being a Widow, How Dare He
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Trump Demands Jimmy Kimmel Be Thrown Into the Depths of Unemployment for Daring to Make a Joke That Was Actually Funny About Melania Being a Widow, How Dare He

FinnApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

The latest news is that President Trump is having a major meltdown because someone made a joke about him, and…

Fake news minions obsess over lowlife liberal shooter’s useless friend
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Fake news minions obsess over lowlife liberal shooter’s useless friend

Big ElephantApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

The so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” are at it again, trying to besmirch the good name of our glorious President Donald…

Sissy journalists need babysitters to cover our great military heroes now
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Sissy journalists need babysitters to cover our great military heroes now

Big ElephantApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, is still…

Oh great, liberal Musk gets to regale us with genius
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Oh great, liberal Musk gets to regale us with genius

Big ElephantApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal media still whining and crying about the state of our great nation under…

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