Epstein Files: Prepare for Disappointment Despite Politicians Pretending to Care
Well, folks, the swamp creatures in Congress *finally* passed a bill to release the Epstein files. You know, the ones…
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HENRY ROLLINS: ME NO LIKE TRUMP, TRUMP NO SMART
Oh, look, it’s Henry Rollins, the guy who yells about stuff, giving us his profound, totally unbiased take on Orange…
Tariffs: Taxes in Disguise? Court to Decide if Trump’s Trade War Was Just One Big Tax Scam
Folks, CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our great President Trump! They’re whining about tariffs, calling them a…
Shutdown Showdown: CNN’s “Exclusive” Behind-the-Scenes Look (as if you even care)
Well, folks, it only took 38 days for the RINOs and Deep State Democrats to start crawling out of the…
Aaron Lewis Sings ‘Am I The Only One’ to Charlie Kirk: God’s Favorite Patriot Gets a Tune
Ah, yes, another groundbreaking moment in modern music history. 🙄 STAIND’s very own deep thinker, Aaron Lewis, took a break…
Trump’s “No Strike” Promise: Venezuela Gets a Temporary Reprieve (Maybe)
Folks, it looks like even with President Trump at the helm for his *second* term, the Deep State is still…
Two Paths for Dems to Clamber out of the Trump Dumpster Fire (Thanks, Tuesdays!)
The Demon-crats are at it again, folks! Nine months into President Trump’s glorious second term, they’re trotting out a commie…
Ace Frehley’s Orgasm After Trump Correctly Pronounced His Name: A KISS-Related Kennedy Center Honor Story
Oh, dear Lord, can you believe what I just stumbled upon? 🙄 Apparently, MÖTLEY CRÜE’s John 5 (yes, the guy…
Nike’s Genius Plan to Pay $1.5 Billion in Taxes and Call It a “Turnaround”
Oh, the irony! Nike, that bastion of woke capitalism, is whining about tariffs imposed by our great President Trump! Seems…
Jimmy Kimmel’s Back: Did You Miss Him? (We Didn’t)
OMG! 😱 Disney, those woke snowflakes ❄️, and ABC (Always Broadcasting Crap) have officially announced that Jimmy Kimmel Live! 🤮…