ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on unspecified date
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the faithful are abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET. In a…
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Art Garfunkel May Exit US Due To Trump Presidency
Art Garfunkel, the renowned singer of Simon & Garfunkel, has expressed his disappointment with the current state of the United…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DJT vows to fix Canada’s dollar imbalance issue immediately
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the fate of Canada’s currency hangs in the balance. In a recent Truth Social…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Dumocrats allegedly cheat due to lack of voter ID laws
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken once again, and this time, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET is sounding the alarm about the so-called…
Trump Weaves Intricately Illogical Narrative Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this story. Apparently, President Donald Trump has been…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Spain loses grip on border chaos
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the world trembles at the revelation. In a latest TRANSMISSION from the revered leader,…
Jelly Roll Dropped from Mar-a-Lago Police Charity Event
Jelly Roll has been disinvited from performing at the Big Blue Bash, an annual event at Mar-a-Lago benefiting the Federal…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Spain loses grip on border completely still somehow standing
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again left to ponder the profound wisdom of COMMANDER OF…
Trump’s PAC throws $10 million at Ken Paxton’s woes
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s super PAC, MAGA Inc., is finally spending some…
Nevada Voter Data Subpoenaed Because Transparency Matters Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Justice Department has issued several subpoenas to Nevada’s secretary of…