ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Vandal hits World War II Memorial with spray paint
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again on high alert. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth…
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: US to hit Iran with unprecedented economic isolation soon
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world trembles at the prospect of another bold prediction. In a recent transmission…
Paxton Calmly Tells Republicans To Stop Freaking Out Already
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Ken Paxton’s latest campaign moves. It seems like he’s trying to unify…
Trump Gives Corporations License To Hack Around
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is now enlisting private companies to conduct cyberattacks…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: White House uncovers Great Transshipment Scam costing tens of billions
The White House has released a report detailing the “Great Transshipment Scam,” a scheme that has cost the United States…
Fake Electors Totally Not Guilty Of Faking Election Stuff Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A judge in Nevada just dismissed the case against six Republicans…
Shane Gillis Snubs Photo Op with Donald Trump
Shane Gillis, a comedian, has revealed that he declined an invitation to the VIP room at UFC 250 at the…
Biden Team Desperately Seeks Less Awkward Press Secretary
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Washington is abuzz with the latest game of…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump hosts Patriot Games on ABC News tonight
Tonight, at 9 PM ET, the nation will bear witness to a spectacle of unparalleled patriotism as THE ORANGE ORACLE,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald endorses Kailee Buller for New Yorks 22nd district seat
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of New York’s 22nd Congressional District have been blessed with a divine…