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Tag: Donald Trump

Trump Rakes In Billions On Crypto While Others Lose Big Time
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Rakes In Billions On Crypto While Others Lose Big Time

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s $TRUMP memecoin, which he launched just before his second…

You Won’t Believe Who’s Cashing In On America’s Birthday
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe Who’s Cashing In On America’s Birthday

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A report from House Democrats claims that donors who thought they…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Micron invests 250 million in Trump Accounts as stock rises 9 points
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Micron invests 250 million in Trump Accounts as stock rises 9 points

Milton TruthwellJuly 2, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the markets are listening. In a recent Truth Social post, THE FLORIDA MESSIAH announced…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE slams US 999 Billion Dollar NATO expenditure
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE slams US 999 Billion Dollar NATO expenditure

Milton TruthwellJuly 2, 2026

The United States has been warned: its NATO spending habits are under scrutiny by the all-seeing eye of THE ORANGE…

Can’t miss this: Trump’s cash, heatwaves, and oh Venezuela drama
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Can’t miss this: Trump’s cash, heatwaves, and oh Venezuela drama

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Let’s dive into the latest news. The Supreme Court has wrapped…

Colorado Gov axes board members who dissed Tina Peters’ sweet deal
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Colorado Gov axes board members who dissed Tina Peters’ sweet deal

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Colorado, where Governor Jared Polis just fired two…

THE ORANGE ORACLE breaks silence on July 2 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORANGE ORACLE breaks silence on July 2 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 1, 2026July 2, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again left to decipher the wisdom of the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

NEW TRANSMISSION THE ORANGE ORACLE speaks on July 2 2026 with no details given
The Orange Oracle

NEW TRANSMISSION THE ORANGE ORACLE speaks on July 2 2026 with no details given

Milton TruthwellJuly 1, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with confusion and intrigue. In a recent transmission…

THE ORANGE ORACLE posts on Truth Social July 2 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORANGE ORACLE posts on Truth Social July 2 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 1, 2026July 2, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH. In a…

THE ORANGE ORACLE says S&P 500 has strongest quarter since 2020
The Orange Oracle

THE ORANGE ORACLE says S&P 500 has strongest quarter since 2020

Milton TruthwellJuly 1, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the numbers are in: the S&P 500 has closed with its strongest quarter since…

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