THE ORANGE ORACLE speaks on recent social media post from December 2023
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
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THE ORANGE ORACLE predicts victory on November 3
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE meets Iran in Doha tomorrow
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again on high alert. In a shocking turn of events,…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE claims WTI crude now 69 dollars
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the numbers are in: WTI CRUDE has fallen to $69, a precipitous drop that…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT says gas prices coming down fast
GAS PRICES COMING DOWN, FAST! REPORT ANY ABUSES AT RETAIL LEVEL!!! This was the latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE,…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS THE ORANGE ORACLE sees highest poll numbers ever on November 5th
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the numbers are in: THE FLORIDA MESSIAH is boasting the Highest Poll Numbers Ever,…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE boasts of Great American State Fair success
In a transmission from the ORANGE ORACLE, Donald Trump has proclaimed that the Great American State Fair, allegedly held at…
Oh great, another US-Iran truce on shaky ground already
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An apparent agreement between the US and Iran to pause the…
US Suddenly Loves Soccer Now That We’re Winning
Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about the World Cup, and I’ve got to say, the numbers are…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS THE ORANGE ORACLE praises great painting by President DJT
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH. In a…