“Fair and Equitable Deal: Iranian FM Praises US Negotiations, Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Laugh?”
Breaking News: Iran Suddenly Interested in “Fair” Talks—Coincidence? We Think Not! In a stunning turn of events, Iran’s Foreign Minister…
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Democrats demand major overhaul to ICE, as government shutdown risk skyrockets
Democrats Play Chicken with Government Shutdown, Again In a stunning display of partisan brinksmanship, Congressional Democrats are threatening to shut…
Exclusive: Clawfinger Finally Releases New Album After 19 Years — Band Confirms ‘Yes, We Forgot We Were Musicians’
Oh sweet baby Ragnarök, the Swedish-Norwegian rap-metal geriatrics of CLAWFINGER have crawled out of their crypts to bless us with…
Caught in 4K: Watch NAILBOMB Attempt Sonic Terrorism Against LA’s Remaining Ear Canal Population
Hold onto your grandma’s dentures, folks! 🦷💥 Because NAILBOMB just blew the roof off 1720 in Los Angeles with a…
White House Cowers in Corner as Minnesota Twitter Storm Nightmare Unfolds, Drama Llama Plots Escalation
President Trump graciously extends olive branch to incompetent Minnesota Democrats after they begged for federal help cleaning up their illegal…
What Trump Officials Claimed About Alex Pretti — and What the Evidence Actually Shows
Liberal Media Meltdown: CNN Spins Wild Conspiracy Theories to Smear President Trump’s Border Patrol In a stunning display of derangement…
Trump’s Wall Gets a New Job as His Coalition Cracks Wide Open
TRUMP ADMINISTRATION STANDS FIRM AS LIBERAL MINNESOTA MELTS DOWN OVER BORDER ENFORCEMENT The Trump Administration is doubling down on its…
Trump Declares Super Bowl Too Far Away, Sends His condolences to the Families of those forced to travel the treacherous 2 miles from his Mar-a-Lago estate to the nearest stadium
President Trump Makes the Smartest Decision of His Second Term: Why Would He Waste Time in Deep-Blue San Francisco Watching…
Homicide Rate Plummets So Sharply Even Crime Stats Can’t Keep Up With The Winning
Crime Plummets to Multi-Decade Lows Because Patriots Are Back in Charge! In a stunning development that has left the fake…
New ICE Policy Says Due Process Is Just A Suggestion, Experts Argue
RED ALERT: Radical Left Whines as President Trump’s ICE Finally Gets Tough on Illegal Immigration Invasion! The liberal media and…