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Tag: Dune

Denis Villeneuve Directing Bond? More Like Bore-is Villeneuve
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Denis Villeneuve Directing Bond? More Like Bore-is Villeneuve

FinnJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Denis Villeneuve, the guy who made sand look interesting for 3 hours, is directing the new James Bond…

Peakaboo! This Climbing Game Climbed to 1 Million Copies Sold in Just Six Days!
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Peakaboo! This Climbing Game Climbed to 1 Million Copies Sold in Just Six Days!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

OMG! Another indie game thinks it’s all that? ๐Ÿ™„ A Steam co-op climbing game called Peak โ€“ because originality is…

Oh GREAT, Another ‘Gears of War’ Movie, Just What the World Needed
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Oh GREAT, Another ‘Gears of War’ Movie, Just What the World Needed

FinnMay 20, 2025May 21, 2025

Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), is STILL trying to make a โ€˜Gears of Warโ€™ movie happen. ๐Ÿ™„…

Souheila Yacoub to star in ‘Evil Dead Burn,’ because apparently screaming at demons wasn’t traumatizing enough the first time ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Souheila Yacoub to star in ‘Evil Dead Burn,’ because apparently screaming at demons wasn’t traumatizing enough the first time ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ”ฅ

FinnMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

So, apparently, Hollywood hasn’t run out of ideas yet! They’re digging up the ‘Evil Dead’ franchise again, because, let’s face…

Oh great, more medieval mayhem to clog up Game Pass, just what we needed ๐Ÿ™„โš”๏ธ๐ŸŽฎ.
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Oh great, more medieval mayhem to clog up Game Pass, just what we needed ๐Ÿ™„โš”๏ธ๐ŸŽฎ.

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Xbox Game Pass is blessing us with *more* games in May? As if we needed MORE reasons to…

Disappearing Worms and Hero on Vacation: What’s Happening with Dune: Awakening? ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ–๏ธ
Hero on Vacation and Rugs Instead of Sand: New Adventures in Dune: Awakening ๐Ÿœ๏ธ๐Ÿงต
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Disappearing Worms and Hero on Vacation: What’s Happening with Dune: Awakening? ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ–๏ธ

Chord F. DiscordApril 15, 2025April 15, 2025

The unexpected delay of the highly anticipated MMORPG Dune: Awakening by Funcom has sparked a wave of discussions among fans.…

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