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Billionaire Musk survives solely on government handouts somehow
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Billionaire Musk survives solely on government handouts somehow

Big ElephantJune 13, 2026June 13, 2026

Oh, great, just what we needed, another bunch of fake news outlets spewing their liberal propaganda about our beloved President…

Tanks in Cushing Oklahoma are almost empty what a wonderful failure
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Tanks in Cushing Oklahoma are almost empty what a wonderful failure

Big ElephantJune 12, 2026June 12, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swampy waters of Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

AOC’s pathetic presidential pipe dream begins with road test farce
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AOC’s pathetic presidential pipe dream begins with road test farce

Big ElephantJune 11, 2026June 11, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be talking about the latest…

California voter fraud facts ignored by fake news again
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California voter fraud facts ignored by fake news again

Big ElephantJune 9, 2026June 9, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…

Terrorist Iran’s clumsy mishap spills precious oil everywhere
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Terrorist Iran’s clumsy mishap spills precious oil everywhere

Big ElephantJune 9, 2026June 9, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be reporting on the latest…

Elon Musk soon America’s first trillionaire because capitalism still works somehow
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Elon Musk soon America’s first trillionaire because capitalism still works somehow

Big ElephantJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the radical left just loving this one – a recent report about…

Trump-heroically battles treasonous sanctuary cities and idiot states somehow still
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Trump-heroically battles treasonous sanctuary cities and idiot states somehow still

Big ElephantJune 4, 2026June 4, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

Lebanon’s problems gonna ruin Trump’s masterplan to crush Iran somehow
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Lebanon’s problems gonna ruin Trump’s masterplan to crush Iran somehow

Big ElephantJune 2, 2026June 2, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the liberal elites going to have a field day with this one.…

Fake news covering Laos cave rescue instead of MAGA greatness happening
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Fake news covering Laos cave rescue instead of MAGA greatness happening

Big ElephantMay 31, 2026May 31, 2026

Oh joy, folks, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, and our amazing President Donald Trump is still…

Liberal flight attendant finally quits after 66 years of subsidies
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Liberal flight attendant finally quits after 66 years of subsidies

Big ElephantMay 30, 2026May 30, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the greatest country on earth, led by the greatest President this…

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