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Trump’s lawsuits because that’s exactly what a secure winner does
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Trump’s lawsuits because that’s exactly what a secure winner does

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Trump’s Justice Department is trying to…

Epstein Looms Large Somehow Still
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Epstein Looms Large Somehow Still

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Ohio, where Sherrod Brown is trying to make a…

Trump’s DOJ Generously Offers to Ignore Election Results for Friend
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Trump’s DOJ Generously Offers to Ignore Election Results for Friend

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans from the Trump administration, and folks, this one is a…

FBI Officials Face Charges For Possibly Not Ignoring Biden
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FBI Officials Face Charges For Possibly Not Ignoring Biden

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

GOP Tries Sinking Sherrod Brown With Unlikely New BFFs
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GOP Tries Sinking Sherrod Brown With Unlikely New BFFs

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a mysterious group called Enough Promises Ohio that’s been spending a pretty…

GOP Voters Anxiously Await Trump’s Next Impulsive International Incident
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GOP Voters Anxiously Await Trump’s Next Impulsive International Incident

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest campaign blitz, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…

Trump’s $10B BBC lawsuit takes thrilling turn towards deposition doom
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Trump’s $10B BBC lawsuit takes thrilling turn towards deposition doom

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge is warning President Donald Trump that his $10…

Virginia Senator’s Career Gets Exciting Plot Twist Suddenly
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Virginia Senator’s Career Gets Exciting Plot Twist Suddenly

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Virginia grand jury has indicted Democratic state Sen. L. Louise…

GOP Spends Big on Crime Ads Without Victims’ Consent Apparently
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GOP Spends Big on Crime Ads Without Victims’ Consent Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Republican super PAC, the Senate Leadership Fund, has been using…

Federal Judge To Trump Admin: Stop Guessing Who’s Not American
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Federal Judge To Trump Admin: Stop Guessing Who’s Not American

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a federal judge who’s putting the brakes on the Department of Homeland…

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