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JetBlue Pilots Attempted to Mow the Lawn at Logan Airport, Claimed They Were “Just Following the GPS”
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JetBlue Pilots Attempted to Mow the Lawn at Logan Airport, Claimed They Were “Just Following the GPS”

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Folks, can you believe it? Another day, another “accident” conveniently timed to disrupt our lives! A JetBlue flight, probably filled…

Burton C. Bell, Who?, Unleashes ‘Savages’ Lyric Vid, Prepare to Be Mildly Titillated
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Burton C. Bell, Who?, Unleashes ‘Savages’ Lyric Vid, Prepare to Be Mildly Titillated

Chord F. DiscordMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

Ah yes, Burton C. Bell, the OG voice of FEAR FACTORY, a band that once defined what it meant to…

3 HBO/Max Movies So Bad They’re Good (Or Maybe Just Bad), Watch at Your Own Risk
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3 HBO/Max Movies So Bad They’re Good (Or Maybe Just Bad), Watch at Your Own Risk

FinnMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

The end of May usually means a few things: school is ending, work vacations are happening, and there are tons…

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Back — Not Just in Movies, But in Politics: «Kung Fury II» as the Secret 2028 Campaign Kickoff
From «Kung Fury» to the White House: 80s Witchcraft Meets Arnold’s Epic Political Troll
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Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Back — Not Just in Movies, But in Politics: «Kung Fury II» as the Secret 2028 Campaign Kickoff

FinnMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

The internet just exploded with a bombshell for movie buffs, political junkies, and conspiracy theorists alike — a 10-minute teaser…

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