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FBI Visits Eric Swalwell’s Home for Device Collection Party
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FBI Visits Eric Swalwell’s Home for Device Collection Party

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding former Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell, and I have…

Fatboy Slim rehashes Better Living Through Chemistry because you didn’t buy it enough
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Fatboy Slim rehashes Better Living Through Chemistry because you didn’t buy it enough

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

Well, well, well, it looks like another anniversary edition is upon us, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. Fatboy…

Nick Holmes Still Clinging To Gothic Metal Label Because It Sounds Cooler Than Middle Aged Man Playing Music
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Nick Holmes Still Clinging To Gothic Metal Label Because It Sounds Cooler Than Middle Aged Man Playing Music

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Oh no, the pioneers of gothic metal are still alive and kicking, and I’m not sure if I should be…

Inflation Takes a Slightly Less Terrible Turn for Once
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Inflation Takes a Slightly Less Terrible Turn for Once

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest news on inflation, and I have to say, it’s…

King Gizzard Unleashes New Techno Album This Friday
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King Gizzard Unleashes New Techno Album This Friday

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard will release their rave-themed 28th album, Alien Metal, on Friday, August 14th. The album…

Oh joy, another Moroder anthology to milk the disco cow again
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Oh joy, another Moroder anthology to milk the disco cow again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Another deluxe edition, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. Giorgio Moroder,…

Dave Lombardo joins Lustmord because his 401k wasnt enough
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Dave Lombardo joins Lustmord because his 401k wasnt enough

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some ambient electronic music to shake up your existential dread? 😱 Because Lustmord,…

Gaming Landscape Shaken by EA’s Blockbuster Sale to Private Equity Sharks
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Gaming Landscape Shaken by EA’s Blockbuster Sale to Private Equity Sharks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

The gaming world is still reeling from the news that Electronic Arts, one of the oldest and most iconic publishers…

Madonna Honors Producer William Orbit in Heartfelt Tribute
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Madonna Honors Producer William Orbit in Heartfelt Tribute

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 8, 2026

Madonna has penned an emotional tribute to late musician and producer William Orbit, describing him as an inspiration in a…

Legendary Producer William Orbit Dies at 69
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Legendary Producer William Orbit Dies at 69

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

William Orbit, the electronic musician and producer best known for his work with Madonna and Blur, has died at 69.…

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