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Sunday, October 26: Side Dish Extravaganza, Because Who Needs a Main Course?
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Sunday, October 26: Side Dish Extravaganza, Because Who Needs a Main Course?

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**Comedy Bar Chicago proudly presents Tonight We Laugh: The Side Dish Edition!**๐Ÿคฃ Featuring: Brandon โ€œHOTSAUCEโ€ Glover, Sheldon Calhoun, Comedian Muhammad…

Maya Sharma’s Improv Class: Prepare to be Underwhelmed (Sundays)
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Maya Sharma’s Improv Class: Prepare to be Underwhelmed (Sundays)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG!** Eris Deep Space๐Ÿ‘ฝis hosting the Improv Level 2 Class show! Instructor Maya Sharma’s students will unleash chaos after 7…

Drag Queen Does Dracula, Still Sucks
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Drag Queen Does Dracula, Still Sucks

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Cynthia Lee Fontaine from RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 10 is gonna be DRACULA at Faces Nightclub on…

Witchy Movie Night (Bring Your Own Broom)
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Witchy Movie Night (Bring Your Own Broom)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**Oh, joy! ๐Ÿ™„ Another “must-see” show at baby battista, the bar inside nico’s in Atwater Village! Doors open 15 mins…

Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Invades Joliet
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Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Invades Joliet

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 24, 2025

**Randy Bobandy, assistant trailer park supervisor, proudly presents “Randy’s Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour”!**๐Ÿ” Prepare for shenanigans, songs, and prizes!๐Ÿฅณ Oct…

Make Yourself At Home? More Like Make Yourself a Laughingstock: The Premiere
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Make Yourself At Home? More Like Make Yourself a Laughingstock: The Premiere

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 24, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ A family lets a homeless woman in, and BAM! ๐Ÿ’ฅ She’s a serial killer! ๐Ÿ”ช Catch “Make Yourself…

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Charlotte Filmmakers Get Trophies for Making Movies in Two Days, What Could Go Wrong

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 24, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Charlotte’s 48 Hour Film Project Best of Screenings & Awards Ceremony? ๐Ÿคฃ At Discovery Place Theater? Prepare for…

2Kold’s LA Balloon Pop: Love or Nah
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2Kold’s LA Balloon Pop: Love or Nah

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 24, 2025

OMG! POP THE BALLOON OR FIND LOVE : LOS ANGELES, CA. EDITION at 2020 STUDIOS @ 2020 Bay Street, Los…

Ultra Lucha Summons Skeletons for a Wrestling Fiesta
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Ultra Lucha Summons Skeletons for a Wrestling Fiesta

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 24, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Sylmar’s having a FIRST EVER Lucha Libre show! ๐Ÿคฃ Prepare for “authentic” Mexican luchadors and lucha-inspired vendors! ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒต…

Hollywood’s “Deadly Cure” Premiere: Stars Risk Life for Bad Movie
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Hollywood’s “Deadly Cure” Premiere: Stars Risk Life for Bad Movie

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 24, 2025

OMG! DEADLY CURE MOVIE PREMIERE at the super-historic National Underground Railroad Freedom Center, October 25, 2025, 5:00 PM (Eastern Time)!…

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