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Webinar: Opinión, análisis y pensamiento crítico (porque el internet ya no da para tanto)
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Webinar: Opinión, análisis y pensamiento crítico (porque el internet ya no da para tanto)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 19, 2025

🚨 ¡Alerta de drama editorial! 🚨 Este taller te enseñará a no hacer el ridículo con tus trabajos antes de…

Pasta a la Zentangle Class: Noodle Art Meets Doodle Art
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Pasta a la Zentangle Class: Noodle Art Meets Doodle Art

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 19, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Free Zentangle Class to Save Humanity from Boredom on ‘Rejuventangle Day’ 🥁🎨 In a heroic act of artistic…

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Radiologic Tech Spring 2026: Come for the X-rays, Stay for the Bureaucratic Nightmares

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 19, 2025

🚨 ATTENTION! 🚨 The College of Health Professions is hosting a *very* important workshop for those who have somehow managed…

From Script to Cash: How a Film Development Team Gets You to $1 Million in Funding
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From Script to Cash: How a Film Development Team Gets You to $1 Million in Funding

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 19, 2025

Buckle up, broke filmmakers! 🎬✨ This “workshop” promises to teach you how to magically turn your $1M+ script into a…

When Ghosts Haunt Your Homework and Old Bibles Come to Life – A Medieval Misadventure
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When Ghosts Haunt Your Homework and Old Bibles Come to Life – A Medieval Misadventure

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 19, 2025

A spooky ghost story about a hairy man-thing is being performed by Robert Lloyd Parry in an ancient cathedral, because…

Michigan Cooks Up New Recipes: From Carfentanil to Psychedelics and Everything in Between
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Michigan Cooks Up New Recipes: From Carfentanil to Psychedelics and Everything in Between

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 19, 2025

🚨 Attention, Michiganders! 🚨 Join our webinar to discover if your tap water is secretly a new designer drug! 💉💧…

Pinsent Masons’ Virtual Insight Event: Where PowerPoint Dreams and Coffee Naps Unite
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Pinsent Masons’ Virtual Insight Event: Where PowerPoint Dreams and Coffee Naps Unite

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 19, 2025

🚨 FREE COFFEE & CORPORATE PROPAGANDA 🚨 What to expect? HR reps who definitely won’t ghost you after (actually, they…

NYC Contracting Summit: Small Businesses Finally Get to Bid on Paper Clips
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NYC Contracting Summit: Small Businesses Finally Get to Bid on Paper Clips

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 19, 2025

NYC’s elite gather to celebrate small biz while charging $250 for admission because nothing says ‘support local’ like a premium…

Essere autentici o sembrare fighi alle Feste? La lotta finale tra il tuo IO e il tuo profilo Instagram
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Essere autentici o sembrare fighi alle Feste? La lotta finale tra il tuo IO e il tuo profilo Instagram

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 19, 2025

Attenzione: rischio maschere relazionali a Natale! 😱 Se non impari a gestirle, potresti ritrovarti a sorridere a tua zia mentre…

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Workshop Gratis: Diventa un Magnete di Anima Vuote con le 7 Regole d’Oro

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 19, 2025

🚨 ATTENZIONE: Svelati i 7 segreti per smettere di litigare col coinquilino per i piatti sporchi! 🍽️✨ Vuoi smettere di…

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