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Online infomoment: wasbare luiers, want we willen je geld en je milieugeweten
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Online infomoment: wasbare luiers, want we willen je geld en je milieugeweten

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 12, 2025

Misschien/ eventueel / waarschijnlijk… interesse om voor herbruikbare luiers te gaan? Al helemaal overtuigd van wasbaar, maar gewoon nog wat…

The Other Side of the Bed Is Apparently Where All the Socks Disappear To
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The Other Side of the Bed Is Apparently Where All the Socks Disappear To

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 11, 2025

🚨BREAKING: Local Hospice Nurse Becomes Patient After Allegedly Forgetting to Eat Kale!🚨 What happens when a hospice nurse who’s seen…

Kosten sparen, sich anpassen, China entspannt: Das große Wettrennen mit den Drachen und den Zahlen
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Kosten sparen, sich anpassen, China entspannt: Das große Wettrennen mit den Drachen und den Zahlen

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 11, 2025

🚨 Wirtschaftskrieg! China vs. Deutschland – die ultimative Showdown-Veranstaltung 🥊🇩🇪🇨🇳 Unternehmen jammern weltweit, Deutschland kämpft mit Bürokratie wie ein Rentner…

When Your ADHD Kid Starts Roasting You: How to Turn Insults into Life Lessons
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When Your ADHD Kid Starts Roasting You: How to Turn Insults into Life Lessons

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 11, 2025

**”I wish I was never born.” 😅 “Everyone would be better off without me…” 😭 Heartbreaking? Yes. But guess what,…

La Soirée des Amis de la Fondation – Parce qu’il fallait vraiment une soirée pour se rappeler qu’on a tous un fond mais pas de comptes à rendre
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La Soirée des Amis de la Fondation – Parce qu’il fallait vraiment une soirée pour se rappeler qu’on a tous un fond mais pas de comptes à rendre

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 11, 2025

**Jeudi 11 Décembre 2025 à 19h**, la Fondation Beljanski vous convie à une soirée virtuelle via zoom pour remercier les…

HHS & CMS Host an Online Happy Hour and J29 Is Paying for It
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HHS & CMS Host an Online Happy Hour and J29 Is Paying for It

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 11, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Government Bureaucrats Finally Discover Alcohol in Historic Virtual Summit 🍻💻 In an unprecedented move that’s shocking absolutely no…

Sip, Stumble, Repeat: Ballard’s Cocktail Trail Is Basically Walking Through a Kale Salad
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Sip, Stumble, Repeat: Ballard’s Cocktail Trail Is Basically Walking Through a Kale Salad

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 11, 2025

THE DETAILS: —The Ballard Cocktail Trail is on Friday, December 12, 2025, from 6-9 PM (rain or shine). —Tickets are…

KI lernt Pulverbeschichtung und jetzt glänzt alles – sogar die Kaffeekanne
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KI lernt Pulverbeschichtung und jetzt glänzt alles – sogar die Kaffeekanne

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 11, 2025

🚨 Breaking News: KI rettet Pulverbeschichter vor ihrem eigenen Bauchgefühl! 🤖💥 Muss jetzt ein Algorithmus ausrechnen, dass du zu billig…

Webinar: Digitaal Afstandsonderwijs Dichterbij… of Gewoon Meer Screens en Minder Slaap
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Webinar: Digitaal Afstandsonderwijs Dichterbij… of Gewoon Meer Screens en Minder Slaap

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 11, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Ouders ontmaskerd als ‘gratis testkonijnen’ tijdens online webinar over afstandsonderwijs. Lazlo van Donkelaar (Gedragswerk) verklaart: “Thuiszitten voorkomen door…

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How to Prove You Served Without Actually Marching in the Parade

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 10, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Scientists Discover Veterans Have Feelings Too! 🍁 Join Dr. Alyson Mahar on November 18th at 12pm EST via…

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