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Maxxie LaWow Does Cartoons and Drag, What Could Go Wrong
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Maxxie LaWow Does Cartoons and Drag, What Could Go Wrong

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

**Simon 🙄, a barista, gets a wig 🤣 & becomes Maxxie LaWow! She must save her town from Dyna Bolical…

Fancy Film Fest Featuring a Dude Who Thinks He’s Important
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Fancy Film Fest Featuring a Dude Who Thinks He’s Important

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Long Now Boston presents Inundation District! 🌊 A Pulitzer Prize-winning filmmaker, David Abel, will be there! 🤣 A…

BASH 2025: More Shorts Than You Can Shake a Stick At
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BASH 2025: More Shorts Than You Can Shake a Stick At

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

**BASH is back! 🎉 Get ready for the BAY AREA & SACRAMENTO Short Films Festival 2025 at Fort Mason Arts…

True Self? More Like “Blew Shelf”
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True Self? More Like “Blew Shelf”

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

OMG! True Self 🙄 is HERE! Prepare for the horror short premiere by Alec Dyer Director on Saturday at City…

Wink’s Gone Wild for Good, Bless Their Heart
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Wink’s Gone Wild for Good, Bless Their Heart

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

OMG! Prepare for a “wickedly phenomenal and outstanding get together” – a private screening of Wicked for Good! Dress code:…

Fancy Cars, Fake Smiles: Hollywood Celebrates Rich People Go Fast
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Fancy Cars, Fake Smiles: Hollywood Celebrates Rich People Go Fast

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 21, 2025

Hollywood’s F1 Las Vegas Grand Prix party! 🏎️ Red carpet, 📸 celebs, & 🍾 VIP open bar (2 hrs). 15…

Hollywood’s Newest Blockbuster: “Harmony Streets” – Prepare to Yawn
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Hollywood’s Newest Blockbuster: “Harmony Streets” – Prepare to Yawn

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 21, 2025

Wow, a night of glamour! The Harmony Streets premiere presented by Kobena & Friends? 🤣 CineVision, 3300 Northeast Expy Ste…

**Black Film Symposium: We All Know Tyler Perry is King, Right?**
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**Black Film Symposium: We All Know Tyler Perry is King, Right?**

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 20, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Black Film Symposium: I Got a Story to Tell! Doors open at 10:30AM. Get ready for Opening Remarks…

Connecticut: Six Scenes of Utter Chaos and a Movie to Make it Official
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Connecticut: Six Scenes of Utter Chaos and a Movie to Make it Official

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 18, 2025

OMG! 🎭 Get ready for a night of epic fails with theater “Chameleon”!🤡 Woody Allen’s snooze-fest “Connecticut: Crisis in Six…

RUSH: The Red Carpet Disaster You Can’t Miss
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RUSH: The Red Carpet Disaster You Can’t Miss

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

**Abeni Nazeer’s “RUSH” premiere promises an electric red carpet, but it’s really a fundraiser!💸 The Fine Arts Theater, 8556 Wilshire…

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