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Aghori Mataji Does the Hip-Hop Dandiya
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Aghori Mataji Does the Hip-Hop Dandiya

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 20, 2025

**🀣 OMG! Aghori Muzik Garba: Mataji ne Raat Saathe Hip-Hop ni Vaat?! Kshirja Events presents this cultural ✨fusion✨ on September…

Book Fair for Adults: Nerd Out and Trade Your Dusty Old Reads
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Book Fair for Adults: Nerd Out and Trade Your Dusty Old Reads

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 19, 2025

**Oh, honey, NO REFUNDS!** 🀣 Missed the “Grown-Up Book Fair and Swap”? Sucks to be you! Maybe next time, set…

The JAMIE LEVER Show: Prepare to Clutch Your Pearls
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The JAMIE LEVER Show: Prepare to Clutch Your Pearls

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 17, 2025

**OMG!🀑 Jamie Lever, daughter of THAT Johnny Lever, is gracing San Jose with her comedic “genius” on August 30, 2025!**…

The JAMIE LEVER Show: More Laughs Than Your Average Funeral
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The JAMIE LEVER Show: More Laughs Than Your Average Funeral

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 14, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Jamie Lever, daughter of THAT Jhonny Lever, is gracing The Space at Westbury, NY, on August 30, 2025,…

Monster Trucks? More like *Minor* Trucks
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Monster Trucks? More like *Minor* Trucks

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 14, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Witness VERSUS Monster Trucks in Ransomville, NY! πŸšœπŸ’¨ Tickets are NON-REFUNDABLE! πŸ’Έ Rain or shine! 🌦️Maybe on August…

Cranky Kirk’s Freedom Fest: Where Freedumb Roams Free
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Cranky Kirk’s Freedom Fest: Where Freedumb Roams Free

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 13, 2025

16+ peeps are “interested” in this earth-shattering event! πŸ™„ Click “Notify Me” for tix info – or, like, if tix…

Tri-Cities Summer Fest: Prepare for Disappointment
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Tri-Cities Summer Fest: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 13, 2025

**OMG! 35+ people are “interested” in the Tri Cities Summer Festival?!** πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ Get your tix at Tixplug! 🎫 This “convenient…

Moxy’s Gone Wild: A Pole Dancing Plane?
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Moxy’s Gone Wild: A Pole Dancing Plane?

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 13, 2025

Yeehaw! 🀠 Moxy Movement presents “Moxy Goes West: Aerial & Pole Show”! Prepare for a mesmerizing fusion of pole &…

Saint Augustine Wine Walk: Exercise While Drinking
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Saint Augustine Wine Walk: Exercise While Drinking

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 11, 2025

**Wine walk?🍷More like a wine stumble!πŸšΆβ€β™€οΈ Get ready to “walk” through St. Augustine, presented by Casa de Vino 57.πŸ“ Book…

Isaac Murray: From Zero to Hero (Maybe)
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Isaac Murray: From Zero to Hero (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 6, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ You won’t BELIEVE where the Music Hall Center for the Performing Arts is!** 🀣 It’s at 350 Madison…

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