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Jungle Fever: Inglewood Gets a New Spot to Dance Like No One’s Watching!
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Jungle Fever: Inglewood Gets a New Spot to Dance Like No One’s Watching!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**AFRO FUZION every Friday night? ๐Ÿค” More like AFRO FUSION of bad decisions! ๐Ÿคฃ DJs Nice, Oloff & Electra S?…

Inglewood Gets a Nightclub: Prepare for Wakanda Forever, or Nah
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Inglewood Gets a Nightclub: Prepare for Wakanda Forever, or Nah

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„AFRO FUZION every Friday Night with DJ Nice, DJ Oloff & DJ Electra S.๐Ÿ’ƒ Hosted by Paris Danca &…

Tahoe Brew Co: Get Ready for Laughs (or Maybe Just Awkward Silence)!
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Tahoe Brew Co: Get Ready for Laughs (or Maybe Just Awkward Silence)!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

OMG! Next Stop Comedy๐Ÿ’ฉ is polluting Tahoe National Brewing Co.๐Ÿบ, 850 N. Lake Blvd, #21, Tahoe City, CA 96145 with…

Comedy Show at a Brewery: Get Drunk and Giggle!
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Comedy Show at a Brewery: Get Drunk and Giggle!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Next Stop Comedy is “bringing” stand-up comedians to Resolute Brewing Tap & Cellar in Arvada, CO (18148 W…

Festive Hill’s Swanky “Movie Night with Eats” โ€“ Or How to Pretend You’re Cultured While Stuffing Your Face
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Festive Hill’s Swanky “Movie Night with Eats” โ€“ Or How to Pretend You’re Cultured While Stuffing Your Face

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„Wine snobs unite! Festive Hill Winery, 20100 SW Johnson Rd, is showing “Wine Country”! ๐Ÿท How original! ๐Ÿคฃ Sliders,…

Clay & Sip: Stopmotion for Dummies (Triclops Films Edition)
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Clay & Sip: Stopmotion for Dummies (Triclops Films Edition)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OMG! Clay & Sip: Stopmotion Basics W/ Triclops Films! ๐Ÿคช Prepare to be amazed (or not) at Purple Fish Studios!…

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Sara Hennessey’s Comedy Class: Prepare to be Underwhelmed

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿคฃ Saturday Stand Up Level 1 students, trained by the legendary Sara Hennessey, will unleash their comedic genius at…

90’s Movie Night: Prepare for Overly Dramatic Nostalgia
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90’s Movie Night: Prepare for Overly Dramatic Nostalgia

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

OMG! 90โ€™s Kinda Love? ๐Ÿ™„ More like 90โ€™s kinda cringe! ๐Ÿคฃ Watch “Love Jones” ๐Ÿคฎ, listen to a live band…

Jollof and Jolts: Inglewood Gets Spicy New Spot!
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Jollof and Jolts: Inglewood Gets Spicy New Spot!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OH. MY. GOD.๐Ÿ™„ Every Friday, prepare for AFRO FUZION at the “Tribe Entertainment Complex” with DJ Nice, DJ Oloff, &…

Jollof and Jolts: Inglewood Gets Lit With New African Nightclub
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Jollof and Jolts: Inglewood Gets Lit With New African Nightclub

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**Get ready to dance (or stumble) every Friday night! ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ•บ AFRO FUZION is here with DJs Nice, Oloff, & Electra…

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