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RADIOLOGIC TECHNOLOGY – SPRING 2026 APPLICATION WORKSHOP
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RADIOLOGIC TECHNOLOGY – SPRING 2026 APPLICATION WORKSHOP

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Local Nerds Gather Online to Panic About February 2026 Applications (Spoiler: It’s Just Zoom) 🚨 📅 Mark your…

Silicon Valley 2026 Venture Capital & Corporate Innovation Summit – Where Rich Guys Pat Themselves on the Back for Inventing Air
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Silicon Valley 2026 Venture Capital & Corporate Innovation Summit – Where Rich Guys Pat Themselves on the Back for Inventing Air

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

Silicon Valley’s Finest Brainiacs Gather to Flex Their VC Pecs While Pretending to Save the World—Because Apparently, Disrupting Nap Pods…

Sat 24.1.26 LIFE Public Run 2pm
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Sat 24.1.26 LIFE Public Run 2pm

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

🚨 Dead Serious Alert: Join Our 4-Hour Suicide Prevention Workshop (No Joke, But We Promise Snacks!) 🚨 😅 Think you’ve…

Certificação SAFe Agilist: Como se Tornar um Ninja da Burocracia em 2 Dias (ou menos)
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Certificação SAFe Agilist: Como se Tornar um Ninja da Burocracia em 2 Dias (ou menos)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

🔥 Treinamento SAFe® Agilist: 16 horas de pura agilidade (ou sono) virtual! 🔥 Neste curso “intensivo” de 16 horas, distribuídas…

LEEP 1: Developing Self (Virtual)
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LEEP 1: Developing Self (Virtual)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

🚨 Attention NHS Heroes! 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️ Ready to lead? LEEP 1 is here to teach you how to boss up without…

Early Years Chaos: Foundation Stage Training for the Unqualified
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Early Years Chaos: Foundation Stage Training for the Unqualified

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

Another mandatory Zoom call where grown-ups pretend to learn how to spot a 3-year-old who might be evil next week!…

“Get Certified and Cry: The Ultimate M/WBE Webinar That Promises Diversity, Equity, and a Free Pizza That Never Arrives”
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“Get Certified and Cry: The Ultimate M/WBE Webinar That Promises Diversity, Equity, and a Free Pizza That Never Arrives”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

NYC’s MWBE Certification Bootcamp: Where Dreams of Government Contracts Meet Endless Paperwork! 📋✨ 📅 July 14, 2020 | 10:00 AM…

Vortrag: Verletzliches Alter – die Bedeutung von Spiritualität
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Vortrag: Verletzliches Alter – die Bedeutung von Spiritualität

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

Vortrag: Verletzliches Alter – weil sterben auch ein spirituelles Highlight sein kann! 🧘‍♂️⚰️ Am 10. Februar 2026 von 18 bis…

New Year International Potluck: World Leaders Can’t Stop Eating Each Other’s Food
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New Year International Potluck: World Leaders Can’t Stop Eating Each Other’s Food

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

🚨 ATTENTION HUNGRY SAINTS! 🚨 The Vatican’s secret recipe for world peace is POTLUCK! 🌍🥘 📅 Jan 1, 2026, 6…

DJ Spins Records at Sunday Sessions LA Because Streaming is for Amateurs
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DJ Spins Records at Sunday Sessions LA Because Streaming is for Amateurs

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

Attention, humans! 📣 On January 4th, 2026, at the mystical Apotheke (1640 W Sunset Blvd, LA), three dudes named Mister…

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