Buffalo Wedding Expo: Where Dreams Go to Die (and Then Come Back as Overpriced Centerpieces) 🎭
The Buffalo Convention Center hosted a “wedding expo” on January 10th, 2026, where couples learned that their entire relationship could be reduced to a single price tag. Local vendors demonstrated how to turn a “I do” into a “I owe.” The event featured 3 hours of relentless upselling, 12 vendors specializing in “rustic chic” (translation: expensive cardboard), and zero therapists. Attendance was reportedly high—mostly due to free champagne and the desperate hope that someone would offer a discount. 💸👰🤵 #WeddingIndustrialComplex
