🚨 BREAKING: Local Artist Discovers Emotions Exist, Offers Free Zoom Class to Process Your Existential Dread 🚨
🗓️ Mark your calendars for Jan 14 at 6:30pm UK time because apparently we’ve all been feeling things WRONG. Join this *totally* free online workshop (because therapy is too expensive) where you’ll learn to color-code your anxiety using Dr. Gloria Willcox’s legendary Feeling Wheel™. No art skills required—just a pulse and a willingness to anthropomorphize your sadness. ✂️🎨 Bring snacks. The trauma won’t wait.
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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