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Blade Runner: The Director’s Cut So Good It Bankrupted a Theater
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Blade Runner: The Director’s Cut So Good It Bankrupted a Theater

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

**OMG! 🤩 Time Warp! ⏰ Dec 5, 2025, at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90013!…

Bacari W. Adams Presents: The Nightmare Before My Sanity
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Bacari W. Adams Presents: The Nightmare Before My Sanity

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Movie Nights at Bacari W. Adams, downtown LA! Every week in November! 🎞🍿 Sunday, November 30th, *The Nightmare…

Hollywood’s Walk of Fame: More Like Walk of SHAME!
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Hollywood’s Walk of Fame: More Like Walk of SHAME!

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

Hollywood, FL, wants to be famous 🤩! Forget the real Hollywood, this Broadwalk in Broward County is the “shining star”…

RuPaul Impersonator Lip-Syncs Streisand at a Dive Bar
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RuPaul Impersonator Lip-Syncs Streisand at a Dive Bar

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Plasma, who❓ From RuPaul’s Drag Race (the show that never ends 😵‍💫) is gonna be Barbra Streisand (yas,…

Jason Vest: Mr Irrelevant Gets a Day Named After Him
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Jason Vest: Mr Irrelevant Gets a Day Named After Him

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

2-Item Minimum! 🙄 Jason Vest, boot-to-mic guy, is invading The Comedy Bar!😱 He’s got almost 200K bots, 3 Kill Tony…

Lion, Witch, Wardrobe: Still milking it!
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Lion, Witch, Wardrobe: Still milking it!

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

Afternoon Feature: Narnia (2005) aka a blatant rip-off of every fantasy trope ever conceived. 🙄 Date: 11/30/2025. Time: Doors open…

Egg Harbor: Get Ready to Chuckle (or Cringe)
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Egg Harbor: Get Ready to Chuckle (or Cringe)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

**Richy Leis (as seen on… who cares? 🤷‍♀️) hosts a Thanksgiving Comedy Showcase in Egg Harbor Township! 🦃🤣 Get ready…

“The Movie” Starring Night Club: Prepare for Disappointment
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“The Movie” Starring Night Club: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

OMG! 😱 You missed “THE MOVIE” at Status Night Club, 2801 Southwest Blvd, Kansas City, MO on Nov 29 at…

Netflix’s ‘Assassin’s Creed’ Finds Its Poor Soul, Set to Film in Pizza Land
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Netflix’s ‘Assassin’s Creed’ Finds Its Poor Soul, Set to Film in Pizza Land

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 29, 2025November 29, 2025

Oh, great, another Assassin’s Creed adaptation! 🙄 Because the movie wasn’t a colossal dumpster fire 🔥 enough, Netflix has decided…

BET Awards: 40 & Still Fabulous, or Just Old
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BET Awards: 40 & Still Fabulous, or Just Old

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Albany Black Chamber of Commerce is throwing a Red Carpet BET Awards/ 40th birthday party! 🎉 Get ready…

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