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Encinitas Bros Get Frothy Over Warren Miller’s Geriatric Ski Flick “SNO-CIETY”
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Encinitas Bros Get Frothy Over Warren Miller’s Geriatric Ski Flick “SNO-CIETY”

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Warren Miller’s SNO-CIETY is hitting up Whitewater, BC & Denver! 🀣 Get ready for Judd Henkes’ surf/snow crisis…

Newport Beach Swells Go Full “SNO-CIETY”
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Newport Beach Swells Go Full “SNO-CIETY”

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

OMG! Warren Miller’s SNO-CIETY is coming to town! 🀣 See Olympians fail⛷️, urban riders bail πŸ‚, and local legends… exist?…

Randy Bobandy’s Gut Goes to Myrtle Beach, SC!
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Randy Bobandy’s Gut Goes to Myrtle Beach, SC!

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

**Randy Bobandy’s Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy TourπŸ’© is coming to VIZIONZ – MYRTLE BEACH SC on Friday, November 21st 2025!** Get…

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Love Is Blinder Than These Mute Dudes Think

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

**DOORS 7PM | SHOW 8PM Swipe fatigue? Losers compete for a “lucky” lady, but they can’t speak πŸ™Š. Games include…

Midget Mayhem at the Tackle Box
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Midget Mayhem at the Tackle Box

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

OMG! 🀯 MicroMania Tour is coming to Chico! πŸ€Όβ€β™‚οΈ Prepare for explosive, athletic “wrestling” with a side of comedy. BIG…

Lamb Of God Throws a Party, You’re NOT Invited
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Lamb Of God Throws a Party, You’re NOT Invited

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

**OMG! 😱 You’re invited to the premiere of “Lamb of God,” where a youth pastor’s views on *stuff* get questioned…

DOC NYC: More Like DOC Snooze Fest
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DOC NYC: More Like DOC Snooze Fest

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

Oh, the DOC NYC festival is back! πŸ™„ Video Consortium, Alliance of Doc Editors & Documentary Producers Alliance invite you…

Could This BE Any More Obvious: Friends Trivia & Overeating Buffet
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Could This BE Any More Obvious: Friends Trivia & Overeating Buffet

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

**Could this BE any more basic? πŸ€ͺ “Friends”-themed trivia night! Chandler Hill Vineyards is hosting this snooze-fest. Prepare for lobster…

Toronto Game Expo 2025: Prepare for Disappointment, Local Gamers/Cosplayers
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Toronto Game Expo 2025: Prepare for Disappointment, Local Gamers/Cosplayers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Oh, honey, the Toronto Game Expo 2025 is back for its fall edition, and guess what? They couldn’t even keep…

Yapping 101: Turning Hot Air into a ‘Performance’
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Yapping 101: Turning Hot Air into a ‘Performance’

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

**Poetry night? πŸ™„ More like a chance to hear Russheepcott (Spokenword + Sound) drone on! 😴 Ki Divine’s “curated” creatives…

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